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W.M.D. fired from the Apprentice

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    W.M.D. fired from the Apprentice

    Anyone catch it last night? TV Gold!

    Paul, the ex-Army Lt. was rightfully fired. What a sleaze.

    I don't know what's wrong with him. His head bobs about like Gerry Anderson's pulling the strings, he looks perpetually pi$$ed, and his tongue must be swollen because they risk spitting the plums out of his mouth when he talks his rubbish. Plus he fanices that horse.

    I'm not a violent chap, but I'd gladly punch his lights out.

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    Originally posted by Chugnut
    Anyone catch it last night? TV Gold!

    Paul, the ex-Army Lt. was rightfully fired. What a sleaze.

    I don't know what's wrong with him. His head bobs about like Gerry Anderson's pulling the strings, he looks perpetually pi$$ed, and his tongue must be swollen because they risk spitting the plums out of his mouth when he talks his rubbish. Plus he fanices that horse.

    I'm not a violent chap, but I'd gladly punch his lights out.
    Never seen it but I don't like that chap you are talking about !

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      #3
      His girlfriend the horse will be next. She should have gone weeks ago.

      He did so badly he was a hopeless case, but at least he tried to make a fight of it. Makes a change from the previous three weeks, when each of the women who were fired basically committed suicide in the final meeting.

      The quiet ones usually win, that Lohit looks likely.

      Tray will be kept until the final, for entertainment value.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Chugnut
        Anyone catch it last night? TV Gold!

        Paul, the ex-Army Lt. was rightfully fired. What a sleaze.

        I don't know what's wrong with him. His head bobs about like Gerry Anderson's pulling the strings, he looks perpetually pi$$ed, and his tongue must be swollen because they risk spitting the plums out of his mouth when he talks his rubbish. Plus he fanices that horse.

        I'm not a violent chap, but I'd gladly punch his lights out.
        he was pants for these reasons:

        bought a shed load of chesse from macro
        tried to use his boy scout skills to cook the sausages
        left the stall with no french speaking - 'but don't you have a french A'Level'
        Sold the sausages and cost price
        Complained about the banner costing way too much. It only cost £40 more then budget. He lost over 200 squid and the other team made over £700. This would of not made a difference.
        Tried to sell pork to a muslim in a halal butchers during ram a dam.

        idiot

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          #5
          Originally posted by TheRightStuff
          he was pants for these reasons:

          bought a shed load of chesse from macro
          tried to use his boy scout skills to cook the sausages
          left the stall with no french speaking - 'but don't you have a french A'Level'
          Sold the sausages and cost price
          Complained about the banner costing way too much. It only cost £40 more then budget. He lost over 200 squid and the other team made over £700. This would of not made a difference.
          Tried to sell pork to a muslim in a halal butchers during ram a dam.

          idiot
          FFS!
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by wendigo100
            His girlfriend the horse will be next. She should have gone weeks ago.
            "She is just too orange to be taken seriously"

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru
              FFS!
              Oh get a life! Isn't it perfectly clear what "Sold the sausages and cost price" means?

              Anyway as he said, "This would of not made a difference".

              Ram a dam a ding dong!
              God made men. Sam Colt made them equal.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Chugnut
                Anyone catch it last night? TV Gold!

                Paul, the ex-Army Lt. was rightfully fired. What a sleaze.

                I don't know what's wrong with him. His head bobs about like Gerry Anderson's pulling the strings, he looks perpetually pi$$ed, and his tongue must be swollen because they risk spitting the plums out of his mouth when he talks his rubbish. Plus he fanices that horse.

                I'm not a violent chap, but I'd gladly punch his lights out.
                Seems like normal for ex-army types
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  i think the next person to be fired should be Allan Sugar!
                  Keep it clean!!!

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                    #10
                    They really have got a random selection of people, old Paulie deserved to go, he c0cked up royal. That whole thing with make your own cooker was just pure stupidity on his part. I actually almost joined the Army straight after Uni. Went down to Aldershot for a week with 40 other potential officers and it was tossers like him that turned me off. That and the fact that people might want to shoot me. Now where was I? Oh yeah the apprentice.... who will win? Well as much as it hurts me to say it, I think old horsey features will make it to the final two. She's as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford university.

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