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    Bender

    I've gone out and got hammered every day for the last 11 days. Do I have a drink problem?
    Call the cops

    #2
    2 hands, only one mouth.

    not a serious problem, just something to work around.

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      #3
      Originally posted by freakydancer
      I've gone out and got hammered every day for the last 11 days. Do I have a drink problem?
      Yes. Next ...
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        You work in CW & must drink to forget, so no you don't. I feel your pain brother.

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          #5
          Originally posted by freakydancer
          I've gone out and got hammered every day for the last 11 days. Do I have a drink problem?
          Yes.

          You are trying to cover up the fact that you are now old.

          HTH

          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by freakydancer
            I've gone out and got hammered every day for the last 11 days. Do I have a drink problem?
            If you are asking that question you probably already know the answer and need a get-out clause.

            Oh yes, I remember that well at least!

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              Yes.

              You are trying to cover up the fact that you are now old.

              HTH

              At least he can p!ss standing up.

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                #8
                Actually you're a Geordie lass...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by freakydancer
                  I've gone out and got hammered every day for the last 11 days. Do I have a drink problem?
                  were you that pisshead in the Woodstock last Tuesday telling me that it was £1 cheaper per pint in the scum-ridden pub The Barleycorn over the road?
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #10
                    Yes, you obviously need to raise your tolerance to alcohol by drinking more.

                    It takes 11 days for me to get hammered. Started last week so I don't miss the bank holiday piss-up. Can't be turning up sober, I wouldn't understand a word anyone was slurring.
                    "If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women

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