the CV !

[2uk]

http://www.easyrider.com/resume.htm

Came across this online CV. I should change my poll vote on the CV lies poll form 30 percent to “I don’t lie”. This guy is well above the 100 percent lies line.

[Churchill]

Pretty much anyone can open up the shrink wrap on new sofware and install it.

Install it?

That fecker can't even spell it!

I like this bit though...

"Consultants" from India: It ought to be obvious after reading my resume that I am a U.S. Citizen and Veteran. However, lately there has been a proliferation of "Consulting Companies" from India that are saturating the U.S. NOC design market. Don't be fooled by flashy, professional looking web sites, a U.S. PMB address, a U.S.A. VoIP phone number that goes straight to Bangalore or someone named "Travis" or "Bridgett" who happens to have a Third World Country accent. Most of these guys didn't know what a flush toilet was a year ago so take this into consideration when talking with them. Oddly enough, most of these places charge more than I do and I am the "real deal"!

Plenty quickness, much cheapness!!!

[thunderlizard]

I think the guy deserves a bit more respect from us.


If you count his experience years he's over 210 years old.

[ratewhore]

I like his strategy. He is selling himself and telling the customer why they shouldn't use pimps.

Assuming he can drive the traffic to his site then fair play...

[TheOmegaMan]

I wouldn't hire this guy. I want someone who will make *me* look good and get paid a lot less than *me*. I want someone who will do all the work so that I can take the credit. I want a guy who will volunteer to take the blame for my mistakes.

With that sort of CV the management will see me for the shyster that I am.

He just does not have the right skills. So he is crap, basically.

[thunderlizard]

Omega,
looking at your avatar, I'd have expected you to be more welcoming towards such an active member of the NRA.