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    Ring tone suggestions please

    OK so I'm late to the party but I shall soon be one of those irritating twonks who have the ability to set up an 'amusing' MP3 ring tones. I'm trying to think of something suitably Contractor-ish.

    The best I can think of so far is Jilted John "Gordon is a moron" but there must be something better. Nothing to annoy the permies though ("Money, money, money" or "If I were a rich man").

    Having said that, whenever I hear one fire up, my first thought is 'Tw@t!'
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

    #2
    I write my own
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Cliphead
      I write my own
      You are threaded and I claim my 5 pies!

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        #4
        No if he was Threaded it would be :

        I write Beethovens ring tones.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Theme to Mission Impossible.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran
            No if he was Threaded it would be :

            I write Beethovens ring tones.
            Well, he went a bit deaf, so someone had to help him...

            Actually, I have recordings of engines and squealing/sliding tires from my little car collection.
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #7
              Surely the old kerching of the till set to the old UK ringing telephone should be perfect.

              Your answer phone should repond with: Please leave your rate and location after the beep.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #8
                Surely for a contractor the choice should be "Things can only get better" in an ironic post Labour way
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #9
                  If you want to raise a few eyebrows, what about Derek and Clive singing the "My Old Man's Got Cancer" song?

                  Otherwise, leave it on the default. Unless you are a ten-year-old, ringtones are so yesterday.

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                    #10
                    Mine makes a big rowdy electric bell noise just like real phones used to when I were a lad.
                    Permie neighbour has taped his kid crying - now that's seriously irritating...
                    Blog? What blog...?

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