Women are to blame for rubbish bulletin boards

[The Master]

Some may think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/threa...declining.html

[wendigo100]

Is it part of your cunning plan, to apathise the human race before...

[The Master]

Is it part of your cunning plan, to apathise the human race before...

Shhhhh... don't let the cat out of the bag yet.

Zeitghost, please arrange for wendigo100 to have ten minutes in the agony booth.

[Churchill]

Shhhhh... don't let the cat out of the bag yet.

Zeitghost, please arrange for wendigo100 to have ten minutes in the agony booth.

ZG is too busy in the bag, eating the cat!

That's another fine plan fecked up, eh?

[wendigo100]

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!

[The Master]

ZG is too busy in the bag, eating the cat!

That's another fine plan fecked up, eh?

Can't be my plan then. I only have totally bonkers plans with no realistic chance of success. A bit like most government IT projects.

[Churchill]

Can't be my plan then. I only have totally bonkers plans with no realistic chance of success. A bit like most government IT projects.

Therein lies your problem!!!

Baseline your plan, divide the duration of your plan by an arbitary number (let's say 13) add a milestone for each of the periods. Now, at every milestone, double the forecasted budget.

Churchill - In "2 Ecnirp" mode!

[The Master]

Bugger.

Late again...

Ten minutes in the booth for you too, o trusty minion.

[Churchill]

Ten minutes in the booth for you too, o trusty minion.

He's obviously not that bloody trusty!

[James Tiberius Kirk]

He's obviously not that bloody trusty!

Indeed,chump chops is fast becoming a liability .
Might one suggest the Horta as a possible replacement ?