3 Condoms + Surprise

[threaded]

Was at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".

It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.

So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...

[HankWangford]

Was at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".

It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.

So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...

glow in the dark lube

[Sockpuppet]

Was the suprise based around kinder egg toys to help you lure your prey, I mean lover.

[Toad]

There was a hole in one of them.

[vetran]

On one of them the lube was chilli based?

[wendigo100]

Was at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".

It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.

So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...

The purchaser is entered into a prize draw to spend a night with Her Highness Princess Elisabeth of Denmark.

And the condoms are her favourite flavour.

[mcquiggd]

Whoa she is a bad advert for Danish women in the looks department:

http://kongehuset.dk/publish.php?dogtag=k_en_fam_el


However, another member of their royal family is.. rather fetching:

http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/63000c/GSID/6932022

http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/ac000c

[wendigo100]

Whoa she is a bad advert for Danish women in the looks department:

http://kongehuset.dk/publish.php?dogtag=k_en_fam_el

Yes, that's why threaded LOL!

However, another member of their royal family is.. rather fetching:

http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/63000c/GSID/6932022

http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/ac000c

Ssshh! She is threaded's bit on the side, don't you know!

[Epiphone]

They have a small pr1ck in them. Badum-tish!

[Burdock]

a jack-in-the box pops out of the packet