Why would you think that...

[zeitghost]

randomly changing bits of assembler code would make your traffic lights demonstration work?

Can anyone be that thick?

Well, yes, plainly, I have the evidence before my very eyes.

Classic.

Doomed I tell ye, doomed.

This is the clown that wasted half an hour of my precious life last year by changing bank selection code that he was told to leave alone.

I give up.

Only an hour & 10 mins to go & he's failed the assignment.

Result!

Feck.

Means he'll have another go next year...

[wendigo100]

randomly changing bits of assembler code would make your traffic lights demonstration work?

Perhaps if you try it often enough it will...

[wendigo100]

Oh.

By the way, he's frigged about with the port data direction registers again "to see if it makes it better".

I think I'll feed him to the Greys...

Are they outside in sheep disguises?

[Churchill]

Might I suggest you electrify his gonads?

[AtW]

Give 'em old computer with 8088 CPU, 5.25'' floppy, DOS v3 and it is the pain room for those who fail to excel at their task on this great hardware.

[AtW]

Pain room?

Greys with the anal probe more like...

[Burdock]

zeity, where do you teach? Uni?

[AtW]

Just answer to every single thread on the first page so that you are the last poster zeity - it will make you feel better...

[wendigo100]

Watch the cricket. We're piling them on.

[Burdock]

Ah.

The relief.

Just left.



Still not a fecking clue...

Oh well.

Be seeing him next year then.

Bummer.

Can't you whip the little feckers, or am I mixing my age groups and teaching era?

What Uni you at?!