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    Neighbour

    My neighbours son asked his dad what the difference is between theorectically and realistically.

    He said "Son, follow me". They went into the other room where my neighbour's wife and daughter were.

    He asked his wife "If you were offered £1 million cash to sleep with the postman, would you?", she replied "Yes"

    He asked his daughter "If you were offered £2 million cash to sleep with the milkman, would you?", she replied "Yes"

    So my neighbour turned to his son and said, well there's your answer.

    Theoretically we are sitting on £3 million, but realistically we live with 2 slags.

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    Originally posted by premiere
    My neighbours son asked his dad what the difference is between theorectically and realistically.

    He said "Son, follow me". They went into the other room where my neighbour's wife and daughter were.

    He asked his wife "If you were offered £1 million cash to sleep with the postman, would you?", she replied "Yes"

    He asked his daughter "If you were offered £2 million cash to sleep with the milkman, would you?", she replied "Yes"

    So my neighbour turned to his son and said, well there's your answer.

    Theoretically we are sitting on £3 million, but realistically we live with 2 slags.


    Absolute ******' mint of a joke

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