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    Can you get any more of a chav name than Kevin?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    Originally posted by Bagpuss
    Can you get any more of a chav name than Kevin?
    Daz?
    Baz?
    Kaz?
    Shaz?

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      #3
      Kelvin
      Wayne
      Call the cops

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bagpuss
        Can you get any more of a chav name than Kevin?
        Kev.
        Bev.
        Bev!?!
        Kev!?!

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          #5
          Colin?

          Oh, sorry, that's usually reserved for code-crunching nerds

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss
            Can you get any more of a chav name than Kevin?
            Nice try, but no cigar
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by Kyajae
              Colin?

              Oh, sorry, that's usually reserved for code-crunching nerds
              Darren - a real barrow-boy agent name

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                #8
                Britney
                Chantelle
                David

                On a slightly related note, this is a good site
                Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!

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                  #9
                  De Silva, Kevin SAS Certified Advanced Programmer
                  SAS Certified Base Programmer United Kingdom
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss
                    De Silva, Kevin SAS Certified Advanced Programmer
                    SAS Certified Base Programmer United Kingdom
                    Sorry not moi.

                    Anyone who does the SAS Certified Advanced Programmer must be a w anker!
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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