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Friday afternoon poetry corner (early)

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    Friday afternoon poetry corner (early)

    The canteen gave us roast beef for lunch, and in honour of this, I give you, 'Roast Beef of Old England'.

    (non-patriotic coves may want to turn away now...)


    When mighty Roast Beef was the Englishman's food,
    It ennobled our brains and enriched our blood.
    Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good
    Oh! the Roast Beef of old England,
    And old English Roast Beef!



    But since we have learnt from all-vapouring France
    To eat their ragouts as well as to dance,
    We're fed up with nothing but vain complaisance
    Oh! the Roast Beef of Old England,
    And old English Roast Beef!



    Our fathers of old were robust, stout, and strong,
    And kept open house, with good cheer all day long,
    Which made their plump tenants rejoice in this song--
    Oh! The Roast Beef of old England,
    And old English Roast Beef!



    But now we are dwindled to,what shall I name?
    A poor sneaking race, half-begotten and tame,
    Who sully the honours that once shone in fame.
    Oh! the Roast Beef of Old England,
    And old English Roast Beef!



    When good Queen Elizabeth sat on the throne,
    Ere coffee, or tea, or such slip-slops were known,
    The world was in terror if e'er she did frown.
    Oh! The Roast Beef of old England,
    And old English Roast Beef!



    In those days, if Fleets did presume on the Main,
    They seldom, or never, return'd back again,
    As witness, the Vaunting Armada of Spain.
    Oh! The Roast Beef of Old England,
    And old English Roast Beef!



    Oh then we had stomachs to eat and to fight
    And when wrongs were cooking to do ourselves right.
    But now we're a . . . I could, but goodnight!
    Oh! the Roast Beef of Old England,
    And old English Roast Beef!

    #2
    I had a roast beef sandwich
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      I had a roast beef sandwich
      then post a beef-related poem / song with all haste!

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        #4
        I had a burger....and chips....

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          #5
          Oh I wish I'd looked after me beef...

          (said in Pam Ayres stylee obviously)
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Selkirk Grace (1)

            Some hae meat and canna eat,
            And some wad eat that want it;
            But we hae meat, and we can eat,
            Sae let the Lord be thankit.

            Selkirk Grace (2)

            Some have meat and cannot eat,
            Some cannot eat that want it;

            But we have meat and we can eat,
            So let the Lord be thankit.


            A Grace Before Dinner

            O thou who kindly dost provide
            For ev'ry creature's want!
            We bless the God of Nature wide,
            For all Thy goodness lent.
            And if it please Thee, heavenly Guide,
            May never worse be sent;
            But, whether granted or denied,
            Lord, bless us with content.



            A Grace After Dinner

            O Thou, in whom we live and move,
            Who made the sea and shore,

            Thou goodness constantly we prove,
            And, grateful, would adore.

            And, if it please Thee, Power above!
            Still grant us with such store

            The friend we trust, the fair we love,
            And we desire no more.


            Robert Burns

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              Oh I wish I'd looked after me beef...

              (said in Pam Ayres stylee obviously)
              ... she said, with determined belief,
              Since I went with that black man,
              it's as big as a sack, man,
              And no longer helps Dave find relief.
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                #8
                Cheese is a kind of meat
                a tasty yellow beef
                i wipe it from my teet
                (I am very discrete)


                (Old greg will like that one)
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  "Heffer-y thing she does is magic"?

                  IGMC
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    Cheese is a kind of meat
                    a tasty yellow beef
                    i wipe it from my teet
                    (I am very discrete)


                    (Old greg will like that one)
                    Ah,,,,the old cheesy meat thing...

                    Dont drop hot cheese on yer teet tho luv!!!!

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