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Kyajae
6th June 2007, 14:54
everyone seems to be taking a thread :uofftopic ?

sasguru
6th June 2007, 14:55
Its an old CUK tradition

Clippy
6th June 2007, 14:56
So, who do you think will win the Apprentice?

Old Greg
6th June 2007, 14:56
So what do we think about the red-headed family being hounded from their home?

freakydancer
6th June 2007, 14:57
I dunno but it tastes better with pork belly instead of loin steaks IMHO

Kyajae
6th June 2007, 14:57
So what do we think about the red-headed family being hounded from their home?

I knew this would hapen :eyes

sasguru
6th June 2007, 14:58
I knew this would hapen :eyes

How did you know they would be hounded from their home?

To BI or not to BI?
6th June 2007, 14:58
I knew this would hapen :eyes
it's like socks, washing machines and breaks in the time-space continuum.....

The Lone Gunman
6th June 2007, 15:00
And as soon as someone mentions the variety of available sexual positions, or the moderators being gay...... whooosh we end up in light relief.

Euro-commuter
6th June 2007, 15:01
So, who do you think will win the Apprentice?I wondered how long it would take. 2 posts & 2 minutes. :D

sasguru
6th June 2007, 15:02
And as soon as someone mentions the variety of available sexual positions, or the moderators being gay...... whooosh we end up in light relief.

What about the available variety of gay moderators' sexual positions? Thats an AND not an OR so should not qualify, shirley?

Clippy
6th June 2007, 15:06
I wondered how long it would take. 2 posts & 2 minutes. :D

Now, if this thread had been posted in the morning, he may have got some sensible answers, but late on a Weds afternoon...

Actually, maybe not.

SallyAnne
6th June 2007, 15:07
gingers are gays!

Ardesco
6th June 2007, 15:12
gingers are gays!

Are you trying to tell us something SA??

Come on out the closet with you!!!

Kyajae
6th June 2007, 15:15
Are you trying to tell us something SA??

Come on out the closet with you!!!


Yeah, c'mon SA, you claimed to be a fat ginger northern bird. So does that now make you a fat ginger northern rug-munching strap-on jockey?

(Purely for the purposes of clarification, hand over head awaiting large slap)

SallyAnne
6th June 2007, 15:20
Yeah, c'mon SA, you claimed to be a fat ginger northern bird. So does that now make you a fat ginger northern rug-munching strap-on jockey?

(Purely for the purposes of clarification, hand over head awaiting large slap)


:spank:

You love it!

Euro-commuter
6th June 2007, 15:21
The ginger lady I went out with didn't appear so... though she often appeared remarkably happy... :glassesWell listen up stud
Your life's been wasted
Til you've got down on your knees and tasted

A red headed woman
................

Kyajae
6th June 2007, 15:21
:spank:

You love it!
Which bit?

SallyAnne
6th June 2007, 15:21
Are you trying to tell us something SA??

Come on out the closet with you!!!

I think I'd probably join in with Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrimore (if they'd let me) :o

SallyAnne
6th June 2007, 15:22
Which bit?

The :spank:ing

sasguru
6th June 2007, 15:22
Which bit?

The latex suit?

Kyajae
6th June 2007, 15:24
I think I'd probably join in with Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrimore (if they'd let me) :o

Filiming it or arranging the choroegraphy?

Ardesco
6th June 2007, 15:24
I think I'd probably join in with Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrimore (if they'd let me) :o

The girl's BI at heart :yay:

Mind you I'd have to say that if I was a woman I would most definetly be BI, bet all the other blokes here would be too!!!

To BI or not to BI?
6th June 2007, 15:25
The girl's BI at heart :yay:

Mind you I'd have to say that if I was a woman I would most definetly be BI, bet all the other blokes here would be too!!!

I am not a woman and SA is not me either!!!
BI

SallyAnne
6th June 2007, 15:26
The girl's BI at heart :yay:

Mind you I'd have to say that if I was a woman I would most definetly be BI, bet all the other blokes here would be too!!!

I've had a couple of lapdances in the past...but that didn't do much for me to be honest.

Kyajae
6th June 2007, 15:27
I am not a woman and SA is not me either!!!
BI

True, if you were SA your avatar would show someone with a bloke's ripped-off bollox in their hand

Ardesco
6th June 2007, 15:28
I've had a couple of lapdances in the past...but that didn't do much for me to be honest.

Would it if it have been Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz?

SallyAnne
6th June 2007, 15:28
True, if you were SA your avatar would show someone with a bloke's ripped-off bollox in their hand

:rollin: You know me well now :D

Kyajae
6th June 2007, 15:31
:rollin: You know me well now :D

We know all women well

hyperD
6th June 2007, 15:34
A ginger lady once left a ginger pube on our toilet seat.

It smelled funny.

To BI or not to BI?
6th June 2007, 15:34
We know all women well


that's billions. You must live a busy life

Bagpuss
6th June 2007, 15:35
and his flat wiffs of a fishy smell

Kyajae
6th June 2007, 15:35
A ginger lady once left a ginger pube on our toilet seat.

It smelled funny.


If it was a mixture of Smirnoff Ice and kebabs, it definitely came from up north.

SallyAnne
6th June 2007, 15:37
A ginger lady once left a ginger pube on our toilet seat.

It smelled funny.


You picked a pube up and smelt it?!!!!

:eek: and also :rollin:

Kyajae
6th June 2007, 15:38
You picked a pube up and smelt it?!!!!

:eek: and also :rollin:

I'm sure it was all in the pursuit of discovery

Ardesco
6th June 2007, 15:40
You picked a pube up and smelt it?!!!!

:eek: and also :rollin:

Could be worse, he could have ordered a little plastic bag full of them from the internet...

Hmm I wonder if anybody has thought of that yet, I could make a fortune selling stuff to sickos, just need to find somebody to supply the pubes... SA???

hyperD
6th June 2007, 15:42
Could be worse, he could have ordered a little plastic bag full of them from the internet...

Hmm I wonder if anybody has thought of that yet, I could make a fortune selling stuff to sickos, just need to find somebody to supply the pubes... SA???
Good idea... you could make one of these:

Cabbage Patch Doll (http://www.felinebird.co.uk/images/cabbagepatch.jpg)

Kyajae
6th June 2007, 15:43
Good idea... you could make one of these:

Cabbage Patch Doll (http://www.felinebird.co.uk/images/cabbagepatch.jpg)


That's SA isn't it - she just look a bit stuffed in that photo :D

SallyAnne
6th June 2007, 15:45
Good idea... you could make one of these:

Cabbage Patch Doll (http://www.felinebird.co.uk/images/cabbagepatch.jpg)


Ahhhhhhhhh - I had one of them...she was called Samantha Jane - she had a birth certificate and everything!!

<sniff>
How I miss her :( She always smelt so lovely!
<sniff>

Kyajae
6th June 2007, 15:47
<sniff>How I miss her :( She always smelt so lovely!
<sniff>


Wot? Smirnoff Ice & Kebabs?

Ardesco
6th June 2007, 15:47
Ahhhhhhhhh - I had one of them...she was called Samantha Jane - she had a birth certificate and everything!!

<sniff>
How I miss her :( She always smelt so lovely!
<sniff>

Maybe ginger pubes only smell funny to non gingers then.....

Clippy
6th June 2007, 16:19
...just need to find somebody to supply the pubes... SA???

Just use rusty wire wool!