The Cruelest Ways to get Dumped

[Kyajae]

Sure we all experienced them at some time.

Many years ago, after chatting on the net for a couple of weeks with a bird and exchanging photos, we agreed to meet at a pub.

Looking forward to meeting her for the first time, I did get a bit concerend when after 45 mins of waiting, no show. Then a rather attractive woman came over to me and asked me if I was so and so. After saying yes, she advised me that she was a friend of the woman who I was waiting for and had come to tell me my date had bottled it.

My date then disappeared off the net and I never did find out why she didn't turn up. Ain't women cruel at times?

[Bluebird]

Sure we all experienced them at some time.

Many years ago, after chatting on the net for a couple of weeks with a bird and exchanging photos, we agreed to meet at a pub.

Looking forward to meeting her for the first time, I did get a bit concerend when after 45 mins of waiting, no show. Then a rather attractive woman came over to me and asked me if I was so and so. After saying yes, she advised me that she was a friend of the woman who I was waiting for and had come to tell me my date had bottled it.

My date then disappeared off the net and I never did find out why she didn't turn up. Ain't women cruel at times?

I may be cynical but how do you know the woman who came up to you was a "friend" and not the woman who you met on the net ?

[Kyajae]

I may be cynical but how do you know the woman who came up to you was a "friend" and not the woman who you met on the net ?

Er, we had alreay exchanged photos - read the feckin' post!

[Goya]

Er, we had alreay exchanged photos - read the feckin' post!

She probably came in looking for George Clooney then !

[barely_pointless]

So why not have a lash at the chic who came up then ?

[Kyajae]

So why not have a lash at the chic who came up then ?

She resembled a moose (and I wasn't pissed enough not to care)

[Bluebird]

Er, we had alreay exchanged photos - read the feckin' post!

whose photo did you send ?

[Bluebird]

She resembled a moose (and I wasn't pissed enough not to care)

Then a rather attractive woman came over to me and asked me if I was so and so

mmm, which was it?

[Kyajae]

whose photo did you send ?

Uh?? Mine of course FFS!

[Kyajae]

mmm, which was it?

I'll clarify that - attractive as in an approachable, friendly sort of way but way way down the league in looks. I do sometimes use descriptives in ways most people would misread.