Bollywood actresses

**Kyajae** · 8 June 2007, 08:17

Originally posted by Burdock

The Indian Film Academy awards are in Sheffield on Saturday night. It's been such a big presence on the news up here in Yorkshire I assumed everyone new...but apparently it's small beer elsewhere in the country!

Anyway, my point is, I've seen quite a few Bollywood actresses on telly over the last few days, and they are *hot*. They might even relegate Polish ladies to number 2 in my world women chart.

Shilpa Shetty has been looking gorgeous

There's a curry, beer, and Indian music shindig on in Sheffield too this weekend. I might develop an interest in Indian movies!

Ever watched a Bollywood movie? Complete tulipe, amatuer acting, applaing. I managed 15 minutes of the only one I ever watched and I think I did pretty well watching some asian bird prancing around and singing like a stangled cat.

If that what asians like, fine, but don't be surprised if the rest of the UK has absolutely no interest.

No doubt, the EMUs will be out screaming 'racism' at me.

**ChimpMaster** · 8 June 2007, 08:19

Originally posted by Burdock

Anyway, my point is, I've seen quite a few Bollywood actresses on telly over the last few days, and they are *hot*. They might even relegate Polish ladies to number 2 in my world women chart.

Shilpa Shetty has been looking gorgeous

There's a curry, beer, and Indian music shindig on in Sheffield too this weekend. I might develop an interest in Indian movies!

Some of them are hot and some of them are not. Thing is, they all look like they'd give some serious attitude if you tried to stick ur pale northern c*ck up there. Oh tulipe, was I being racist?

**Burdock** · 8 June 2007, 08:19

Originally posted by Kyajae

No doubt, the EMUs will be out screaming 'racism' at me.

what does EMU stand for?!

**SallyAnne** · 8 June 2007, 08:20

Originally posted by TazMaN

Thing is, they all look like they'd give some serious attitude if you tried to stick ur pale northern c*ck up there. Oh tulipe, was I being racist?

**Burdock** · 8 June 2007, 08:22

Originally posted by TazMaN

Some of them are hot and some of them are not. Thing is, they all look like they'd give some serious attitude if you tried to stick ur pale northern c*ck up there. Oh tulipe, was I being racist?

fair point, Shilpa has been acting like she's on a royal visit! she's dead posh too (I never watched BB). I imagine if you presented your 'lad' to her on a velvet cushion, and bowed to your toes, she may deign to accept a 'northern offering'.

**Kyajae** · 8 June 2007, 08:26

Originally posted by Burdock

fair point, Shilpa has been acting like she's on a royal visit! she's dead posh too (I never watched BB). I imagine if you presented your 'lad' to her on a velvet cushion, and bowed to your toes, she may deign to accept a 'northern offering'.

The only reason she pulls blokes of her own creed is the potential size of the bride-dowry. How feckin' archaic is that practice?

Can you imagine it in traditional British weddings? Er, I'll only marry your daughter if the wedge is big enough? FFS!

**Troll** · 8 June 2007, 08:27

dunno about the ones oop North but I'm having trouble keeping my hands off some down in t'sarf. They act like women used to do (demure) and seem to enjoy flirty behaviour...

**rootsnall** · 8 June 2007, 08:31

Originally posted by Burdock

fair point, Shilpa has been acting like she's on a royal visit! she's dead posh too (I never watched BB). I imagine if you presented your 'lad' to her on a velvet cushion, and bowed to your toes, she may deign to accept a 'northern offering'.

The Indian lads I'm working worth aren't too impressed with Shilpa, she's an old bag by their Bollywood standards.

**Burdock** · 8 June 2007, 08:32

Originally posted by rootsnall

The Indian lads I'm working worth aren't too impressed with Shilpa, she's an old bag by their Bollywood standards.

Can you ask them for some names to look for?! I'm keen to develop my interest in Bollywood babe...I mean movies...

Bollywood actresses