Where do I find a Census taker?

**Kyajae** · 13 June 2007, 13:30

Originally posted by Buffoon

I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?

Have you too been smoking something?

**Rantor** · 13 June 2007, 13:42

Originally posted by Buffoon

I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?

What about the Numbertaker?

Little Rantor thinks he is a right wrong 'un but never fear "The NumberJacks Are On Their Way"

**Chugnut** · 13 June 2007, 13:45

Originally posted by Buffoon

I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?

You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.

**Buffoon** · 13 June 2007, 13:57

Originally posted by Chugnut

You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.

Ops typo. Just checked, they are broad beans.

**Burdock** · 13 June 2007, 14:02

Originally posted by Buffoon

Ops typo. Just checked, they are broad beans.

looking promising then.

can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...

**Chugnut** · 13 June 2007, 14:05

Originally posted by Burdock

looking promising then.

can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...

With a couple of gins inside her she'll go with anyone that Stella...

**Buffoon** · 13 June 2007, 14:07

Originally posted by Burdock

looking promising then.

can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...

US markets open now. Can't leave after that happens.

**Burdock** · 13 June 2007, 14:09

Originally posted by Buffoon

US markets open now. Can't leave after that happens.

Hannibal Lecter never skipped a meal due to surgery opening hours..

tsk! amateur cannibals...

**cojak** · 13 June 2007, 14:56

Originally posted by Chugnut

You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.

snork....

Where do I find a Census taker?