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    White men can't run

    Fire service says!
    I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

    #2
    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    Fire service says!
    or jump (according to the film).....so pretty useless eh???

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      #3
      Black men can't swim.

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        #4
        or dance
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          #5
          Originally posted by n5gooner
          or dance
          How is the salsa dancing going?
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Xenophon
            How is the salsa dancing going?

            it was really really good, had a little practice last night, have another session booked next monday.....you hsould give it a go !
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #7
              Originally posted by n5gooner
              it was really really good, had a little practice last night, have another session booked next monday.....you hsould give it a go !
              Fair play to you, mate. The only dancing I do comes after drinking too much alcohol and whilst I think I look great, I probably don't.

              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #8
                When I dance, I can see people looking at me wondering...Has he got headphones on? What is he dancing to?...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Xenophon
                  Fair play to you, mate. The only dancing I do comes after drinking too much alcohol and whilst I think I look great, I probably don't.

                  ...and when I'm drunk I dance like my Dad...
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by angusglover
                    When I dance, I can see people looking at me wondering...Has he got headphones on? What is he dancing to?...
                    when I dance People start laughing

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