Was Jesus a socialist or a capitalist?

[Numptycorner]

Carpenter, small business man, did a lot of good work for charidee.

Do gooder socailist, making fish and wine for everyone, helping the chavs. Socially conscious PC bastard or Capitalist?

Chico?

[AtW]

It depends on where he procured fish and wine: if they appeared from nowhere it means they disappeared from somewhere, this is likely to be stolen property - someone cooked that fish and baked that bread and evidently they were not paid.

[angusglover]

He was a black woman, most likely a lesbian and was very passionate about the environment and saving animals...

[Zippy]

It depends on where he procured fish and wine:

Waitrose = socially conscious PC capitalist

Kwik Save = chav

[AtW]

Kwik Save = chav

Kwik Save gone bust...

[EternalOptimist]

Jesus was a master of Spin, anyone who uses parables to get the point across is incapable of direct speaking. Should we smash the Roman empire ? 'well give unto ceaser what is ceasers'
what a mealy mouthed git - Alastair Campbell couldnt have done better

[BoredBloke]

I just think he was the Paul Daniels/david Blaine of his day.

Verily it came to pass that the water was turned into the finest wine and the hoards were fed. And Jesus said onto to crowd "thou will like this......."

His big stunt failed when they nailed both of his hands to the cross. It was at this point that he realised that he could no longer reach the claw hammer he had hidden in his shreddies.