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White van man can't drive

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    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    White van man can drive, but chooses not to do so when in the white van. Have you ever driven a white van? It's an empowering experience.

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      #3
      I once got into an argument with a white van man and his g/f on a train while lambasting white van men.

      PS I've driven a flatbet 7.5 ton truck, which you used to be allowed to do on a normal car licence.
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        They compensate for 'other shortcomings' by driving like lunatics.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          an idiot is someone who drives slower than you do

          a lunatic is someone who drives faster than you do











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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist
            an idiot is someone who drives slower than you do

            a lunatic is someone who drives faster than you do











            That pretty much sums up all of the other road users.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist
              an idiot is someone who drives slower than you do
              A lunatic is someone who drives faster than you do
              What about a person who drives the same speed?

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                #8
                Originally posted by chicane
                What about a person who drives the same speed?

                tail - gating bastard







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                  #9
                  They are all going stright to hell.


                  http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyE...37441220070619

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss
                    PS I've driven a flatbet 7.5 ton truck, which you used to be allowed to do on a normal car licence.
                    Which you can still do. As long as you passed your test before 1st Jan 1997 you will have category C1 on your licence as soon as you turn 18 (so basically everyone).

                    After that you need to do a medical and then a further test.

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