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    Going on Tour & Job titles.

    leading on from a post Xenophon made. When going 'on tour' with a gig what job roll do you tend to use ? In the past I've been

    A Beaver trainer - always good for a laugh
    An English teacher - works very very well
    A club DJ - works very well in the right situation
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    Dodo Breeder
    "Wait, I still function!"

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      #3
      Dolphin Trainer...from Milton Keynes....

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        #4
        Treasure hunter
        "Wait, I still function!"

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          #5
          beaver basher
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #6
            human taxidermist
            "Wait, I still function!"

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              #7
              All this reminds me of the The Vocational Guidance Counsellor Sketch by Python:

              Counsellor: Well, do you have any idea of what you want to do?

              Anchovy: Yes, yes I have.

              Counsellor: What?

              Anchovy: (boldly) Lion taming.

              Counsellor: Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to lion taming in one go. You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion taming, say, via banking?

              Anchovy: No, no, no, no. No. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.

              Counsellor: Fine, fine. But do you, do you have any qualifications?

              Anchovy: Yes, I've got a hat.
              "Wait, I still function!"

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                #8
                If you're going anywhere near the sea, Dive Master is always a good one. Does help if you can back up with stories of derring-do on the high seas and expert cunnilingus skills.
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Swiss Tony
                  All this reminds me of the The Vocational Guidance Counsellor Sketch by Python:

                  Counsellor: Well, do you have any idea of what you want to do?

                  Anchovy: Yes, yes I have.

                  Counsellor: What?

                  Anchovy: (boldly) Lion taming.

                  Counsellor: Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to lion taming in one go. You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion taming, say, via banking?

                  Anchovy: No, no, no, no. No. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.

                  Counsellor: Fine, fine. But do you, do you have any qualifications?

                  Anchovy: Yes, I've got a hat.
                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    #10
                    I obviously didn't get the hang of this. I used to pretend I was a white line inspector, inspecting the white lines in the middle of roads.

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