We are all petty crooks!

**angusglover** · 25 June 2007, 09:22

OK, it's a fair cop, slap the cuffs on...

No wait, I'm innocent, you'll never take me alive copper!!!!!

**Diver** · 25 June 2007, 09:25

Accordingly the only truly honest one amongst us is Zeitghost.

Consumers are sheep and wolves -- easy prey and preying on others. Offending and victimisation are as closely and intricately linked at the core of society as at its margins

See! not one mention of giant alien lizards!

**lilelvis2000** · 25 June 2007, 09:28

I've done everything on that list!

**Burdock** · 25 June 2007, 09:47

Nigella Lawson is a pretty cook

**Kyajae** · 25 June 2007, 09:52

Originally posted by Burdock

Nigella Lawson is a pretty cook

But her dad makes Zeity look positively handsome.

**Diver** · 25 June 2007, 09:53

I'm honest as the day I am

hang on a mo lets just finish this invoice.

2 hrs @ £44.00 per = £176 + vat @ 17.5% = £193.35

oops!

4 hrs @ £44.00 per = £176 + vat @ 17.5% = £193.35

that's better!

now where was I?

**Clippy** · 25 June 2007, 10:18

Originally posted by Burdock

Nigella Lawson is a pretty cook

Unbelievable her dad is Nigel Lawson

**Kyajae** · 25 June 2007, 10:24

Originally posted by Clippy

Unbelievable her dad is Nigel Lawson

And a woman agreed to breed with that!

**Troll** · 25 June 2007, 10:43

Just a way of justifying compulsory registration of the middle classes onto the DNA database- fair etc etc

We are all petty crooks!