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Which law did you last break?

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    Which law did you last break?

    I know that none of you are innocent.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6238090.stm

    #2
    The motorway speed limit.

    For which I expect to be appropriately punished by the relevant authority to the maximum extent permissible by the law.

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      #3
      I put some rubbish in next-door neighbour’s wheelie bin. Just warming up for the real thing when the council eventually starts charging by the kilo…
      "My God, it's huge!!"

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        #4
        Laughing in the pub at a Tony Blair joke - apparently that is now tantamount to high treason.

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          #5
          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
          Laughing in the pub at a Tony Blair joke - apparently that is now tantamount to high treason.
          If it was a joke made by Tony Blair then you deserve life.

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            #6
            drugs.

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              #7
              I failed to practice archery on the village green last Sunday afternoon.

              Because I was out stealing cars.

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                #8
                drugs
                littering
                speeding
                adultry
                fraud
                Keep it clean!!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Maxamus
                    drugs
                    littering
                    speeding
                    adultry
                    fraud
                    Adultery isn't against the law is it?!

                    I'm getting ready to break the law like the wind next week

                    <stupid fecking god-bothers and their w*nking smoking ban>
                    The pope is a tard.

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