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    who has a dog

    I do and love it!!!
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    SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

    #2
    Originally posted by kramer
    I do and love it!!!
    I have 2. (we are talking the 4-legged variety?)

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      #3
      Yep, a lurcher.

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        #4
        yep, Chocolate Lab.

        once the soon due baby gets a little older the wife wants a golden lab. another for me to look after and take out every day.
        I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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          #5
          Yep.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #6
            Originally posted by kramer
            I do and love it!!!
            ive slept with a few.

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              #7
              king charles cavalier spaniel

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                #8
                in the spirit of Alfred J Pruffock:


                I love my dog as much as I love you
                But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

                All he asks from me is the food to give him strength
                All he ever needs is love and that he knows hell get

                So, I love my dog as much as I love you
                But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

                All the pay I need comes shining through his eyes
                I dont need no cold water to make me realize that

                I love my dog as much as I love you
                But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

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                  #9
                  German Shepherd Bitch. Great fun and as mad as a box of frogs!
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #10
                    Very bad dog

                    I took Rover over to the park the other day
                    I met another bloke with another dog on the way
                    his dog was an alsation
                    my dog was not
                    he said is that dog an alsation
                    I said no
                    and he said why don't you get a proper dog?
                    and I said Rover
                    ignore this copper
                    and I pick up a stick
                    and I hold it over Rover
                    and say Rover jump out of the clover
                    and get stuck into the stick
                    and Rover jumps out of the clover
                    and bites me in the arm
                    ALARM ALARM
                    my dog my dog why hast thou mistaken me?
                    I am not calm
                    my dog has done me harm
                    in my arm
                    I show him the toothmarks
                    see Rover where the skin is mauver
                    Rover sees these nasty marks
                    he barks
                    and he begs
                    for forgiveness
                    yet I know I must break his legs

                    John Hegley

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