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    I got this problem

    A friend of mine (I use the term loosly) has become a bit weird lately and I need some advice on how to deal with the problem.
    First off he came up to Leeds to my 30th without being invited, sh@gged the local transvestite then starts banging on about 'norvern wimmin' having no scrupes.
    He goes on and on about how hard he works answering the phone for 14 hours a day then says he gets to answer the phone because of his determination, 'its nothing to do with luck'.
    What a toss pot.
    Next he starts to organise a 'boys holiday' even though I told him my missus wouldnt be happy. He went ahead anyway, coming out with sh1te like 'she'll understand', 'she's only a bird', 'She'll be gone in a few months when your bonus is all spent'

    Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.

    Advice please




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    #2
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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist
      A friend of mine (I use the term loosly) has become a bit weird lately and I need some advice on how to deal with the problem.
      First off he came up to Leeds to my 30th without being invited, sh@gged the local transvestite then starts banging on about 'norvern wimmin' having no scrupes.
      He goes on and on about how hard he works answering the phone for 14 hours a day then says he gets to answer the phone because of his determination, 'its nothing to do with luck'.
      What a toss pot.
      Next he starts to organise a 'boys holiday' even though I told him my missus wouldnt be happy. He went ahead anyway, coming out with sh1te like 'she'll understand', 'she's only a bird', 'She'll be gone in a few months when your bonus is all spent'

      Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.

      Advice please





      What are scrupes?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Let-Me-In
        What are scrupes?
        Is that 'bollocks' in 'Northern'?

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          #5
          a 45mm oughtta do it.
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          Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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            #6
            Originally posted by lilelvis2000
            a 45mm oughtta do it.

            If you only have 45mm, then I assume your missus is none too happy. Do not fear, I will pray for you...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Let-Me-In
              If you only have 45mm, then I assume your missus is none too happy. Do not fear, I will pray for you...
              This usually applies to width so I suspect his missus will be more than happy with 45mm...up the harris!
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                #8
                Originally posted by Flubster
                This usually applies to width so I suspect his missus will be more than happy with 45mm...up the harris!
                Praise the lord, that's gotta hurt!!!!

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                  #9
                  El Duder yeah

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by lilelvis2000
                    a 45mm oughtta do it.



                    Do you mean .45 cal? As in a pistol. 45mm would be a ******* cannon.

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