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Hug Thread: Celebrate your Individuality!

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    Hug Thread: Celebrate your Individuality!

    After Jed's little tantrum we need a thread to celebrate our individuality.

    Mine? Pock marks (and knobbly knees)

    #2
    I am a perfect being, intelligent, handsome and rich. Life is miserable because it is just too perfect. Boo-hoo! I think I'm going to top meself .
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru
      I am a perfect being, intelligent, handsome and rich. Life is miserable because it is just too perfect. Boo-hoo! I think I'm going to top meself .
      Mop up the blood when you've finished, please.

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        #4
        big nose and being straight forward (quite harshly at times!)
        I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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          #5
          I don't exist
          Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooby
            big nose and being straight forward (quite harshly at times!)
            Are we related?

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              #7
              My moobs are bigger then your birds boobs.

              And that stain on your chair is from me, sorry.

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                #8
                I have a confession I'm not actually ginger anymore its mostly grey, my mates call me 'gringer'.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi
                  I have a confession I'm not actually ginger anymore its mostly grey, my mates call me 'gringer'.

                  You've told us that about 4 times Jed - we do listen you know!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    You've told us that about 4 times Jed - we do listen you know!
                    I know but no-one laughs is it because I is....
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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