Flooding up north

**SallyAnne** · 27 June 2007, 14:12

How was Galastonbry?

How many young lasses did you tell you wre in a band?

**Kyajae** · 27 June 2007, 14:13

Originally posted by freakydancer

It's always the north that gets flooded, never down here in the tropical south.

Methinks mother nature is belatedly starting the great northern cull, and not a moment too late.

FFS not another "this thread will descend into a North/South slanging match" you southern monkey!

**freakydancer** · 27 June 2007, 14:16

Originally posted by SallyAnne

How was Galastonbry?

How many young lasses did you tell you wre in a band?

Glasto was ace! I spent the majority of the time in the dance tents.

Didn't mention the band once as I lost the power of speech for most of the weekend - must have been something I ate....

**DodgyAgent** · 27 June 2007, 14:29

The reason they have floods in the North is that Northerners need to wash occasionally. We southerners have things called "Baths" and "showers" and "wash basins", linked to something called a "water supply". That is why we pay so much for our houses down here

**Bagpuss** · 27 June 2007, 14:31

Originally posted by DodgyAgent

The reason they have floods in the North is that Northerners need to wash occasionally. We southerners have things called "Baths" and "showers" and "wash basins", linked to something called a "water supply". That is why we pay so much for our houses down here

In that lovely hard water of yours

**shaunbhoy** · 27 June 2007, 14:32

Originally posted by freakydancer

I lost the power of speech for most of the weekend - must have been something I ate....

Well make sure you stock up on it whatever it was, that way those poor unfortunates within earshot of you will be spared a lot of tedious drivel!

**shaunbhoy** · 27 June 2007, 14:34

Originally posted by freakydancer

It's always the north that gets flooded, never down here in the tropical south.

No, but you mockneys do tend to make do with a stabbing/shooting a day by way of compensation.

**el duder** · 27 June 2007, 14:39

Originally posted by freakydancer

Glasto was ace! I spent the majority of the time in the dance tents.

Didn't mention the band once as I lost the power of speech for most of the weekend - must have been something I ate....

How many pills did u eat Freaky?

**freakydancer** · 27 June 2007, 14:56

Originally posted by shaunbhoy

Well make sure you stock up on it whatever it was, that way those poor unfortunates within earshot of you will be spared a lot of tedious drivel!

Another gem.

Flooding up north