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    Whos still working?

    Why am i in the office?

    #2
    Because the phone might ring any minute!

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      #3
      Originally posted by thunderlizard
      Because the phone might ring any minute!

      ha.

      mmhf

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        #4
        Originally posted by thunderlizard
        Because the phone might ring any minute!

        i got a date actually. waiting to meet her

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          #5
          Originally posted by el duder
          i got a date actually. waiting to meet her

          Can't get the box open?

          did yer bring yer pump?
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by el duder
            Why am i in the office?
            becuase you have no life?

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              #7
              "i got a date actually. waiting to meet her"

              It's not a date. I think you'll find that she cleans the office each night at that time.
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #8
                Still working although I've been looking at some F-16 footage from LiveLeak instead of doing this noddy C# app for this client... oh, and a G&T at the ready though...
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish
                  It's not a date. I think you'll find that she cleans the office each night at that time.
                  That just made me spray my monitor with coffee.

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