that Rapture site

[Burdock]

I've just been reading messages on that Rapture site Old Greg was talking about (and reading his messages too!).

Fascinating stuff!

Just finished a thread about whether Harry Potter was evil or not..and now reading this one:

"Is there any scriptural evidence of ones pets in Heaven? I just lost a very beloved German Shepherd, and have been praying for such. Are my prayers unanswerable?"

Well worth a read IMHO!

http://www.rr-bb.com

[King Cnvt]

So Christian heaven has a German Shepherd and Islam has 72 virgins?

[Kyajae]

So Christian heaven has a German Shepherd and Islam has 72 virgins?

Are these dead virgins that have gone to heaven and await their first boffing? And what is it with 72? In reality, how many virgins could the average guy shag in a day befoe complete exhaustion? Three? Four? Five?

Even if is was five, that would take over two weeks of daily shagging to get through them all. Even an experienced porn star would finish up with a sore knob before the end of it all.

What happens next? Does he have to start again. Surely these virgins are now 'used goods' so can't await the arrival of the next martyr?

Islam is such a mysterious religion

[Troll]

Islam is such a mysterious religion

Did you know he was illiterate?

[andy]

Are these dead virgins that have gone to heaven and await their first boffing? And what is it with 72? In reality, how many virgins could the average guy shag in a day befoe complete exhaustion? Three? Four? Five?

Even if is was five, that would take over two weeks of daily shagging to get through them all. Even an experienced porn star would finish up with a sore knob before the end of it all.

What happens next? Does he have to start again. Surely these virgins are now 'used goods' so can't await the arrival of the next martyr?

Islam is such a mysterious religion

I bet those used virgins are being recycled as brand new
Poor suicide bombers are being taken for a ride

[The Lone Gunman]

I bet those used virgins are being recycled as brand new
Poor suicide bombers are being taken for a ride

Koran says recycled.

[56.36] Then We have made them virgins,
[56.37] Loving, equals in age,
[56.38] For the sake of the companions of the right hand.

[Old Greg]

I bet those used virgins are being recycled as brand new
Poor suicide bombers are being taken for a ride

I'm reading Richard Dawkins's 'God Delusion' at the moment and he quotes an amusing theory epsoused by an Islamic scholar that the 72 virgins business is a complete misunderstanding. I'll see if I can dig up the reference some time.

On the note of Harry Potter, do a search on Youtube for Harry Potter Jesus Camp if you want to see some real nutters.

I'll be back on Rapture Ready in a few days to bother them some more. If anyone can be bothered, I'd be interested to see whether anyone can get a Christian to suggest in the technical section that their PC is possessed by a demon (tried anti-malware stuff etc, still bringing up obscene messages), and then start a prayer chain. Have fun - they deserve it.

[andy]

I'd be interested to see whether anyone can get a Christian to suggest in the technical section that their PC is possessed by a demon (tried anti-malware stuff etc, still bringing up obscene messages), and then start a prayer chain. Have fun - they deserve it.

I saw a movie in which people's pc and mobile were being taken over by demons. very scary.

[Kyajae]

I'm reading Richard Dawkins's 'God Delusion' at the moment and he quotes an amusing theory epsoused by an Islamic scholar that the 72 virgins business is a complete misunderstanding. I'll see if I can dig up the reference some time.

On the note of Harry Potter, do a search on Youtube for Harry Potter Jesus Camp if you want to see some real nutters.

I'll be back on Rapture Ready in a few days to bother them some more. If anyone can be bothered, I'd be interested to see whether anyone can get a Christian to suggest in the technical section that their PC is possessed by a demon (tried anti-malware stuff etc, still bringing up obscene messages), and then start a prayer chain. Have fun - they deserve it.

Greg. will be happy to pay a visit. What username are you using?

[Burdock]

Greg. will be happy to pay a visit. What username are you using?

you'll find him easy enough! tip: try the 'welcome new members' section first.