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    Farting at Work

    When i first started in IT waaaay back in 2000, i remember sitting next to a project manager who used to let rip in the office.

    I remmeber thinking how disgusting it was, and that i would never do such thigns.

    Its taken 7years and im sat here, finding myself not giving a tulip and passing wind, albeit silently at my desk, not really giving a tulip about how bad it smells.

    Anyone else feel the same way?

    #2
    It's precisely becuase your not giving a tulip that youv'e got wind.

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      #3
      Originally posted by el duder
      When i first started in IT waaaay back in 2000, i remember sitting next to a project manager who used to let rip in the office.

      I remmeber thinking how disgusting it was, and that i would never do such thigns.

      Its taken 7years and im sat here, finding myself not giving a tulip and passing wind, albeit silently at my desk, not really giving a tulip about how bad it smells.

      Anyone else feel the same way?
      I had a 1-2-1 with my boss last week and during it he just leant to one side and let off a ripper. I thought it both rude and impolite. I would have just let it slip out silently.....

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        #4
        Originally posted by Let-Me-In
        I had a 1-2-1 with my boss last week and during it he just leant to one side and let off a ripper. I thought it both rude and impolite. I would have just let it slip out silently.....



        class!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Clippy
          It's precisely becuase your not giving a tulip that youv'e got wind.
          and it's precisely because he's not eating that he's not giving a tulip.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DS23
            and it's precisely because he's not eating that he's not giving a tulip.
            Solution: Weetabix.

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              #7
              Originally posted by el duder
              When i first started in IT waaaay back in 2000, i remember sitting next to a project manager who used to let rip in the office.

              I remmeber thinking how disgusting it was, and that i would never do such thigns.

              Its taken 7years and im sat here, finding myself not giving a tulip and passing wind, albeit silently at my desk, not really giving a tulip about how bad it smells.

              Anyone else feel the same way?
              Your contract may not be extended

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                #8
                Originally posted by andy
                Your contract may not be extended
                eh? if there is one thing for sure, my extension is in the bag mate.

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                  #9
                  When I was working from home I used to sit there farting all day. I had to stop after a couple of months because I was actually getting a sore arse from it. I wonder if any research has been done into the effects of excessive, unrestrained wind-breaking. I bet there's a huge gap in medical and scientific knowledge in that field.

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                    #10
                    I try not to fart at all these days.

                    I am getting old and worry constantly about incontinance.
                    Last time I farted I followed through badly.
                    Had to flush my underwear.
                    Oddly enough there was someones bra in the bog too.
                    Don't think I could possibly visit Newcastle again now either.
                    Most embarrasing.
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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