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    Why do some people insist on giving a running commentary about everything they're doing. It's bloody annoying.

    There's a guy here who keeps saying to his workstation "Right, now I'm going to..." or "No, you shouldn't be doing that", etc. It's starting to get on my norks. I may kill him.

    Anyway, how is everyone on this fine and sunny day?

    #2
    Originally posted by Moose423956
    ... I may kill him....
    Don't do it straight away, you'll have lots more fun torturing him first...
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by Moose423956
      Why do some people insist on giving a running commentary about everything they're doing. It's bloody annoying.

      There's a guy here who keeps saying to his workstation "Right, now I'm going to..." or "No, you shouldn't be doing that", etc. It's starting to get on my norks. I may kill him.

      Anyway, how is everyone on this fine and sunny day?

      Yeah, can be annoying, at least until you kill him!!!!

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        #4
        Keep saying to him in a loud voice across the office "Sorry, were you talking to me?" everytime the sad tw@t talks to himself.

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          #5
          Send him on a very urgent task in the server room. Works for me
          Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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            #6
            Originally posted by alreadypacked
            Send him on a very urgent task in the server room. Works for me
            Or to the basement if you have one...any, I am off now to go send an email, then have a coffee, fart a little and then maybe come back and finish the document I was working on....

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moose423956
              Why do some people insist on giving a running commentary about everything they're doing. It's bloody annoying.

              There's a guy here who keeps saying to his workstation "Right, now I'm going to..." or "No, you shouldn't be doing that", etc. It's starting to get on my norks. I may kill him.

              Anyway, how is everyone on this fine and sunny day?

              Sounds like he's one of those iritating little pr1cks that are simply vocally justifying their own existence.

              Or is that sadguru?

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                #8
                Originally posted by alreadypacked
                Send him on a very urgent task in the server room. Works for me
                Make sure you leave a fart in there beforehand.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Let-Me-In
                  Or to the basement if you have one...
                  Even better if you don't.
                  Drivel is my speciality

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moose423956
                    Why do some people insist on giving a running commentary about everything they're doing. It's bloody annoying.

                    There's a guy here who keeps saying to his workstation "Right, now I'm going to..." or "No, you shouldn't be doing that", etc. It's starting to get on my norks. I may kill him.

                    Anyway, how is everyone on this fine and sunny day?
                    I agree 100%. There are a couple of complete tuggers that insist on starting threads with the likes of "I'm having this for lunch". I'm not even interested in what my g/f is having for lunch. Why the f**k would I want to know what a complete stranger, who I will never meet, is having for lunch?

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