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    Strange Office Habits

    For the third day running, I've observed the same bloke on the other side of the office using a staightened out paper clip as a tooth pick.

    #2
    The time to worry is when he straightens the paper clip, then unzips his flies!
    The vegetarian option.

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      #3
      I used to work in the same dept as a guy who had a 'bogey board' on his desk. He used to mark particularly impressive 'extractions' with the date and time. Truly disgusting....
      Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Kyajae
        For the third day running, I've observed the same bloke on the other side of the office using a staightened out paper clip as a tooth pick.
        I used to work with someone who did that, I wonder if its the same guy.
        probably in his mid fifties now, initials SW ?

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          #5
          I love scratching my balls at work.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru
            I love scratching my balls at work.
            Too much information !
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Flubster
              I used to work in the same dept as a guy who had a 'bogey board' on his desk. He used to mark particularly impressive 'extractions' with the date and time. Truly disgusting....

              very very sick!
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru
                I love scratching my balls at work.

                bad as not washing your hands after going for a #1 or #2
                SA says;
                Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                (whatever these are)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Orangutan
                  I used to work with someone who did that, I wonder if its the same guy.
                  probably in his mid fifties now, initials SW ?
                  Nah, first name Robin (I think), in his forties. Make my teeth go on edge just watching him with that paper clip.

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                    #10
                    I used to work with a guy, who found Diet Coke too strong and used to dilute it with water.

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