Friday Poetry Corner

**tay** · 6 July 2007, 12:41

Po'try is bad
Whose idea was this
I blame Pruffcock

(yeah I suck at haiku)

**AlfredJPruffock** · 6 July 2007, 12:49

Originally posted by tay

Po'try is bad
Whose idea was this
I blame Pruffcock

(yeah I suck at haiku)

'Tis a fair cop - but society is to blame.

**XTC** · 6 July 2007, 14:04

This is
This is
This is not
a love song

**Cooperinliverp00l** · 6 July 2007, 14:32

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Take of your cloths
and i will **** you

The old school ones are always the best

**Maxamus** · 6 July 2007, 14:33

i came i saw i conquered

**Burdock** · 6 July 2007, 15:38

Friday is, for most in this country,
a day with mixed emotion.
The morning moves too slowly for comfort,
the weekend just a notion.

The afternoon "becomes" quite soon
and you feel the thrill of home time.
Until that sunday morning feeling
you're free to waste your own time.

**Lucy** · 6 July 2007, 18:39

Al Gore is a c unt
Does he lick out the journo who praised him today
The Times was my news and now I wonder
Livingstone, Mugabe, Castro, Chavez all should burn
I've had a crap day
Can you tell

**Diver** · 6 July 2007, 23:51

In the middle of the night,
in the part that’s known as “dead,”
I wake and hear the breathing
of the creature ’neath my bed.

Sometimes he growls and threatens me,
sometimes he only stares.
He’s big and mean and ugly,
and I shiver when he glares.

His B. O. fills the bedroom,
and his breath is awful, too.
His teeth are caked with ick and grime;
he should be in a zoo.

Instead, he lives beneath me—
it’s like rooming with a skunk.
The creature is el duder,
and he has the lower bunk.

Sorry el duder, you were the only one that fitted the bill

**Moscow Mule** · 7 July 2007, 10:09

BOOM Boom BOOOM

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