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You Know You're Getting Old When....

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    You Know You're Getting Old When....

    ....you dont need to take drugs - you get the same effects just standing up quickly.

    #2
    ... you think twice when the wife is feeling frisky.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Zorba
      ... you think twice when the wife is feeling frisky.
      Nah you've just realised she wants something like a new kitchen.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Sockpuppet
        Nah you've just realised she wants something like a new kitchen.
        Mine's past that - she just nags when she wants something like a new kitchen. At the moment, she wants a new kitchen as she's just sussed out her ideal kitchen - however, she doesn't want it in this house so she also wants a new house to put it in. Unfortunately, that new house won't go with her current supermini, so she'll want a 4x4 to go with it. You see the problem.

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          #5
          .....you have to change your undies more than once a day due to weak bladder
          Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Have you tried incontinence pads?
            mmmmm incontinence pads.... no, wait...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zorba
              mmmmm incontinence pads.... no, wait...
              i prefer to go commando let it run down your leg and put the pad in your shoes
              Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zorba
                Mine's past that -
                you mean they stop..... when does that happen? Its gotta to be soon!
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                SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l
                  i prefer to go commando let it run down your leg and put the pad in your shoes
                  All nerds wear sandals to go with the beard!
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                  SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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                    #10
                    you die.

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