Are no longer red but are now black, move slowly and have eyes. I stuffed a pay cheque for one of our contractors in one, if it doesnt get there it is not my fault.
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentAre no longer red but are now black, move slowly and have eyes. I stuffed a pay cheque for one of our contractors in one, if it doesnt get there it is not my fault. -
Originally posted by DodgyAgentAre no longer red but are now black, move slowly and have eyes. I stuffed a pay cheque for one of our contractors in one, if it doesnt get there it is not my fault.Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillA few too many beers at lunchtime?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by ChurchillSarf of Frants.
On me hols!Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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For years my missus has barely tolerated my sense of humour when it comes to this type of 'politically correct' subject. Last week I nearly fell off my chair when she said 'something has to be done'.
I think she was in shock after learning that it was doctors that tried to murder hundreds in London and Glasgow.
I thought 'hey ho, the worm is finally turning'
Wont be long till us dudes on CUK are mainstream
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentDo they sell fish n chips, jellied eeels and kiss me kwik hats in Cannes ?Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillNah mate, we don't want your sort down there!Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistI thought 'hey ho, the worm is finally turning'Comment
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