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    Are no longer red but are now black, move slowly and have eyes. I stuffed a pay cheque for one of our contractors in one, if it doesnt get there it is not my fault.
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

    #2
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    Are no longer red but are now black, move slowly and have eyes. I stuffed a pay cheque for one of our contractors in one, if it doesnt get there it is not my fault.
    A few too many beers at lunchtime?

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      #3
      Originally posted by DodgyAgent
      Are no longer red but are now black, move slowly and have eyes. I stuffed a pay cheque for one of our contractors in one, if it doesnt get there it is not my fault.
      Do they have mp3 players inside them? Link

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill
        A few too many beers at lunchtime?
        where have you been shorty?
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #5
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent
          where have you been shorty?
          Sarf of Frants.

          On me hols!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill
            Sarf of Frants.

            On me hols!
            Do they sell fish n chips, jellied eeels and kiss me kwik hats in Cannes ?
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #7
              For years my missus has barely tolerated my sense of humour when it comes to this type of 'politically correct' subject. Last week I nearly fell off my chair when she said 'something has to be done'.

              I think she was in shock after learning that it was doctors that tried to murder hundreds in London and Glasgow.

              I thought 'hey ho, the worm is finally turning'

              Wont be long till us dudes on CUK are mainstream












              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                Do they sell fish n chips, jellied eeels and kiss me kwik hats in Cannes ?
                Nah mate, we don't want your sort down there!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill
                  Nah mate, we don't want your sort down there!
                  I am off tomorrow.. greek islands for me. Jellied kebabs, fish 'n Moussaka and Ratzina Demestos cocktails whilst wearinmg "kiss me bolloc*s" hats
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                    I thought 'hey ho, the worm is finally turning'
                    That's no way to talk about your missus. Sadguru, yes, even maggot would apply, but not the good lady

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