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    Stupidest phrases ever

    "Expect the Unexpected"

    #2
    Originally posted by TazMaN
    "Expect the Unexpected"

    Do you want someting to cry about?

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      #3
      You always find in the last place you look.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule
        You always find in the last place you look.
        Yeah, there's been loads of times when I've looked in a place but not noticed that what I was looking for was there and then gone looking in lots of other places and eventually come back to the first place, and it was there all the time! It was in the first place I looked. This phrase is completely inaccurate.

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          #5
          Mind the step......
          Mind your head........

          Don't come running to me if you break your leg......
          Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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            #6
            'Life begins at forty'

            Bollocks does it. It starts when you're born and ends when you die.

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              #7
              Originally posted by dang65
              Yeah, there's been loads of times when I've looked in a place but not noticed that what I was looking for was there and then gone looking in lots of other places and eventually come back to the first place, and it was there all the time! It was in the first place I looked. This phrase is completely inaccurate.
              Ah, but the first place you looked is also the last place....

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                #8
                "You've got to be cruel to be kind"

                Puts Saddam in a different light.

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                  #9
                  sign here....
                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    #10
                    "Trust me - I'm an agent"
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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