Stag do

[XTC]

Need idea 4 stag do?


One of my work colleague's mates actually did this last month:
One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do.
Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag.
They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a Smurf and the poor
guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag.
The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid
for his flight etc (cost around £850 if you wanted to do the same)
but the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc.
Genius.

[Burdock]

sweet Jesus!!!

[EqualOpportunities]

Goodness help us all...

[Pondlife]

Coffee and keyboard together again

[bogeyman]

Need idea 4 stag do?


One of my work colleague's mates actually did this last month:
One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do.
Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag.
They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a Smurf and the poor
guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag.
The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid
for his flight etc (cost around £850 if you wanted to do the same)
but the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc.
Genius.

WTF?

Where can I rent a paraplegic to shackle to my mate for his 50th? Better yet, an epileptic.

[Gibbon]

Ok I'm been pompous, but that is sick and akin to prostitution.

[cailin dana]

And absolutly hilarious.... was out on Paddys Day in Manchester and the pub had hired 4 midgets to dress as leprechauns..... oh my God - it was mental and they didn't seem to mind, lets face it they were getting well paid for it!!

[Diver]

C'mon you lot! you know what yer like when you get on the shorts

[OwlHoot]

WTF?

Where can I rent a paraplegic to shackle to my mate for his 50th? Better yet, an epileptic.

I wonder if Giant Haystacks is available. That could be even funnier than a midget.

[Diver]

I wonder if Giant Haystacks is available. That could be even funnier than a midget.

He died in 1998, bit gruesome if you ask me.