New Salesman

[Moose423956]

The Sales Team sits in the same area as the team I work in. A new salesman has started, and he's the most arrogant, big-headed, loud-mouthed t0sser I've ever come across. He tells everyone he meets about his sexual conquests, his fast cars, his multiple properties, etc etc, and he's got the most annoying (loud) laugh you've ever heard. But he still lives with his mum.

I can see myself having some fun with this guy. Can you think of any ways I can wind him up?

[Moscow Mule]

Tell him about your garden shed, he'll probably come back with a story about his two sheds, so you can then start calling him "Two Sheds" and this will then be his nickname throughout the office. He'll soon leave.

[Moose423956]

Tell him about your garden shed, he'll probably come back with a story about his two sheds, so you can then start calling him "Two Sheds" and this will then be his nickname throughout the office. He'll soon leave.

He does own two nightclubs. Apparently.

[Moscow Mule]

He does own two nightclubs. Apparently.

Nightclubs can work equally as well, "Twoclubs"?

[crack_ho]

He is talking loud and saying nothing.
If he is such a high flyer why does he need the sales job?

[Ruprect]

The Sales Team sits in the same area as the team I work in. A new salesman has started, and he's the most arrogant, big-headed, loud-mouthed t0sser I've ever come across. He tells everyone he meets about his sexual conquests, his fast cars, his multiple properties, etc etc, and he's got the most annoying (loud) laugh you've ever heard. But he still lives with his mum.

I can see myself having some fun with this guy. Can you think of any ways I can wind him up?

Selotape a sardine to the underside of his desk.

[Moscow Mule]

Selotape a sardine to the underside of his desk.

Sellotape the switch on his phone down, so that when he picks it up, it keeps ringing.

Sellotape over the bottom of his mouse, or remove the ball if it's old school.

[Moose423956]

Selotape a sardine to the underside of his desk.

Crude but effective.

[Let-Me-In]

He tells everyone he meets about his sexual conquests, his fast cars, his multiple properties, etc etc,

A bit like some people on here then?

[Zippy]

I can see myself having some fun with this guy. Can you think of any ways I can wind him up?

Blimey Moose, do you really need some help?