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    How's This for Feckin' Thick?

    Me: We need to order 5 Nokia 9300i mobile communicators, can you quote me a price per unit, please?
    Sales Numptey from Major Mobile Provider: Let me just check. Er, yep they're £310.00 each
    Me: Plus VAT?
    Sales Numptey from Major Mobile Provider: No, that's excluding VAT.

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