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When picking one's nose at work is the topic of the day, I feel that...

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    When picking one's nose at work is the topic of the day, I feel that...

    ...In the words of the dear departed Peter Cook:

    Now is the time to say Goodbye
    Now is the time to yield a sigh (yield it, yield it)
    Now is the time to wend our waaaayeeeeee
    Until we meet again
    Some sunny day.

    Goodbye
    Goodbye
    We're leaving now,
    Tattybye
    Goodbye
    We wish you all goodbye
    Fartatata, fartatata..

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

    #2
    Honestly don't blame you.

    All the best.

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      #3
      It was Dudley Moore that did that one, I believe
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Whilst it's true that the board has achieved new levels of mediocrity lately, it's a shame if that means you're off, Bogeyman. It could just be the holiday season lull.

        I enjoyed your posts though.

        All the best.

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          #5
          That's ironic, coming from the bogeyman
          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

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            #6
            See also:

            "Stag do" by bogeyman

            "Has anyone been caught fvcking the cleaners at work" by bogeyman

            "So would you shag her" by bogeyman

            C'mon bogeyman, lighten up.
            We all slip occasionally, just some more than others.
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              first chico, then sasguru, then bogeyman

              will the last one left please turn off the light

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                #8
                Originally posted by bogeyman
                ...In the words of the dear departed Peter Cook:

                Now is the time to say Goodbye
                Now is the time to yield a sigh (yield it, yield it)
                Now is the time to wend our waaaayeeeeee
                Until we meet again
                Some sunny day.

                Goodbye
                Goodbye
                We're leaving now,
                Tattybye
                Goodbye
                We wish you all goodbye
                Fartatata, fartatata..
                Miserable ****er
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule
                  Miserable ****er
                  how unusual for this forum

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
                    how unusual for this forum
                    ditto
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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