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    When flooding hits the south

    Panic buying

    Looting

    You guys aren't good in a crisis are you?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    I think you'll find the looting is being caried out by the immigrants from the northern lands who come to the tropical south to escaped the oppression of t'north.
    Call the cops

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      #3
      Originally posted by freakydancer
      I think you'll find the looting is being caried out by the immigrants from the northern lands who come to the tropical south to escaped the oppression of t'north.
      of course, Sotherners are well known for their polite manners, Gentlemanly behaviour and courtesy.
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bagpuss
        of course, Sotherners are well known for their polite manners, Gentlemanly behaviour and courtesy.
        Hit the nail on the head. Next...
        Call the cops

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          #5
          I had to spend Friday night in Bristol 'cos of the flooding...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            You believe too much of what you see on the telly.

            'Panic buying' is about stocking up on essential commodities as part of an Emergency Flood Plan.

            Looting only happens in the South because there's stuff worth nicking.
            It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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              #7
              Originally posted by oraclesmith
              Looting only happens in the South because there's stuff worth nicking.
              I see, you have a better class of criminal
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #8
                "Looting only happens in the South because there's stuff worth nicking."

                Yes up here in the north looting would not be an option. You can't light wet coal anyway
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss
                  Panic buying

                  Looting

                  You guys aren't good in a crisis are you?
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    You tend to find Northerners make very good sand bags
                    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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