Pimp baiting

[al_cam]

Called my pimp the other day, he made the mistake of telling me that he feels sick when I call as he is worried I am calling him to give him notice on my current contract. (a few weeks ago, I told him I was unhappy with my current contract and thinking of jumping ship...)

Needless to say, I will be calling him more often...

There must be lots of ways to wind pimps up - what are your top tips?

Al.

[kramer]

Shockwaves gel makes you impotent init!

[DodgyAgent]

Called my pimp the other day, he made the mistake of telling me that he feels sick when I call as he is worried I am calling him to give him notice on my current contract.
Al.

If he had an ounce of a brain he should be off to the Zoo to find a replacement for you

[Old Greg]

If he had an ounce of a brain

You may have hit on something there, Dodgy.

[DodgyAgent]

You may have hit on something there, Dodgy.

Agents are not the sharpest pencils in the case which is why when one emerges with a degree they feel the need to splay "Bsc hons" all over their fecking business cards, as if it is unusual(which it is).

[Old Greg]

Agents are not the sharpest pencils in the case which is why when one emerges with a degree they feel the need to splay "Bsc hons" all over their fecking business cards, as if it is unusual(which it is).

I'm just being catty. I get on well with my pimps.

[DodgyAgent]

I'm just being catty. I get on well with my pimps.

[Old Greg]

Not that well - they are scum, after all.

[BrilloPad]

Called my pimp the other day, he made the mistake of telling me that he feels sick when I call as he is worried I am calling him to give him notice on my current contract. (a few weeks ago, I told him I was unhappy with my current contract and thinking of jumping ship...)

Needless to say, I will be calling him more often...

There must be lots of ways to wind pimps up - what are your top tips?

Al.

Say you won't renew unless they buy you lunch.

Mind you some pimps look at this of a good way of getting info.

[Flubster]

I regularly keep about 15 different agents updated with everything I know on clients both old and current. In return, I get to eat and drink for free every lunchtime...