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    Marital Arts?

    Whats the secret to keeping an even keel?
    What is the art to a good marriage?
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    #2
    Originally posted by kramer
    Whats the secret to keeping an even keel?
    What is the art to a good marriage?

    Doyo not mean marital aids?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Let-Me-In
      Doyo not mean marital aids?
      If you get that, your spouse has been unfaithful.
      God made men. Sam Colt made them equal.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Euro-commuter
        If you get that, your spouse has been unfaithful.


        I live in a coastal town and the missus came home one day day and said there was a martial arts shop in town. When I drove past it, it had blacked out windows and was called "Marital Aids"....

        She said "well I was driving too fast and only got a glimpse at it...

        I did laugh at her!!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by kramer
          Whats the secret to keeping an even keel?
          What is the art to a good marriage?
          Two words - "Yes dear"

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            #6
            Originally posted by kramer
            Whats the secret to keeping an even keel?
            What is the art to a good marriage?
            Just like in martial arts, being able to take the hit.
            I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Let-Me-In
              I live in a coastal town
              Gloucester?!

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                #8
                Originally posted by BA to the Stars
                Two words - "Yes dear"
                My new other half and I instigated this as a safety valve to let each other know that we're pissed off and not to persue the topic.

                Works wonderfully.

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                  #9
                  Whats the marital art of raising a million quid for your missus dream wedding then guys

                  I did suggest vegas but it didn't go down to well

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by dotnetter
                    Whats the marital art of raising a million quid for your missus dream wedding then guys

                    I did suggest vegas but it didn't go down to well
                    Compromise.

                    Play up the idea of a small, intimate wedding, with your closest family and friends, rather than a huge do with people you don't know / like there.

                    When I got married, there were 31 of us there, including bride and groom. Fantastic day, with people I wanted to see there, and no hangers on.
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