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Creative Idea's Plan B

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    Creative Idea's Plan B

    OK Guys & Girls, some of you know I'm having to travel to Holland every other week or so.....it got me thinking what could I do to utilize these expenses paid trips to line my own pockets, something legal, so no gear smuggling....there must be something that can be done......import Dutch porn for example???
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    could you do a delivery thing?
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    SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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      #3
      bring back some dykes!

      (for Gloucestershire)

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        #4
        Leading on from Burdock's suggestion, whilst jokey there could be a good point. They take flood control very seriously over there - for obvious reasons. I think they have a 'flood minister' - or something similar.

        Might be a bit of a stretch for you to take all of the good points about the Dutch flood defence systems and get them implemented into the UK, but aim high and all that!

        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by n5gooner
          OK Guys & Girls, some of you know I'm having to travel to Holland every other week or so.....it got me thinking what could I do to utilize these expenses paid trips to line my own pockets, something legal, so no gear smuggling....there must be something that can be done......import Dutch porn for example???
          Cheese, tulips, clogs? Any other stereotypes I haven’t mentioned?
          "Wait, I still function!"

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            #6
            Originally posted by Xenophon
            Leading on from Burdock's suggestion, whilst jokey there could be a good point. They take flood control very seriously over there - for obvious reasons. I think they have a 'flood minister' - or something similar.

            Might be a bit of a stretch for you to take all of the good points about the Dutch flood defence systems and get them implemented into the UK, but aim high and all that!



            Yeah, the flood barriers at Rotterdam are an impressive example of engineering!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Swiss Tony
              Cheese, tulips, clogs? Any other stereotypes I haven’t mentioned?
              Courieur service.

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                #8
                I think you need to get out and meet people !

                Milan.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by n5gooner
                  OK Guys & Girls, some of you know I'm having to travel to Holland every other week or so.....it got me thinking what could I do to utilize these expenses paid trips to line my own pockets, something legal, so no gear smuggling....there must be something that can be done......import Dutch porn for example???
                  When I drove back and forth at weekends on most occasions I was stopped and searched at customs, (single male in a car). I ended up making an official complaint to HMC.
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    Rotterdam Flood Barrier
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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