Scientists today declared that sharp knives may cause harm to health.
Speaking out at a press conferance the scientist heading the team who have spent the last 10 years researching this phenominum stated:
"Over the past 10 years we have taken many knives of different sizes and shapes, sharped them and then attempted to cause harm with them. In every case we can categorically say that we have succeded and with this in mind are 100% confidant that knives can be hazardous.
The only sensible precaution to take is start an immeadiate blanket ban on knives as they can be dangerous in anybodys hands and they don't even require a power source."
Our new Prime Minister Golden Brown has stated:
"This shocking new evidence shows how a seemingly useful implement like a knife is actually a vile accident waiting to happen. This government will legislate against knives immeadiatly to prevent the population from inadvertantly harming itself. It is the right thing to do!!"
Golden Brown has received support from all majour political parties and as a result Nu Liemore saw thier performance in the polls rise once more.
With this in mind we expect a snap election which Nu Liemore will win in the next few week. Everyones a winner!!!!
Speaking out at a press conferance the scientist heading the team who have spent the last 10 years researching this phenominum stated:
"Over the past 10 years we have taken many knives of different sizes and shapes, sharped them and then attempted to cause harm with them. In every case we can categorically say that we have succeded and with this in mind are 100% confidant that knives can be hazardous.
The only sensible precaution to take is start an immeadiate blanket ban on knives as they can be dangerous in anybodys hands and they don't even require a power source."
Our new Prime Minister Golden Brown has stated:
"This shocking new evidence shows how a seemingly useful implement like a knife is actually a vile accident waiting to happen. This government will legislate against knives immeadiatly to prevent the population from inadvertantly harming itself. It is the right thing to do!!"
Golden Brown has received support from all majour political parties and as a result Nu Liemore saw thier performance in the polls rise once more.
With this in mind we expect a snap election which Nu Liemore will win in the next few week. Everyones a winner!!!!
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