Foot and Mouth Halts Gordon Brown's Holiday

[Lambros]

Was it caused by sausage meat brought in by Polish immigrant workers?

Or maybe Tony Blair brought it back on his boots following
his 'successful' retirement world tour.

[thunderlizard]

It's probably got something to do with Princess Diana.

[Dog_Yoghurt]

Possibly the test result of an Al Qaida dirty bum (or is that bomb?)

Anyway, moving on swiftly, Sky News was reporting this morning that the F&M virus could have originated from a nearby research lab in Pirbright. We've had radical Islamists found in the NHS (re Glasgow attack); could we find the same in this lab (economy infrastructure attack?)

[Dog Yoghurt in "I saw 'Zeitgeist The Movie' on the Net last night]

[Lambros]

The BBC blames... "the floods"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6932602.stm

[castoff101]

why is Mr Brown taking a holiday in this country? Very handy to return the 200 miles to deepest Surrey. He will take his 'real' holiday in a few weeks time. Conspiracy theory me thinks, maybe .....

[zathras]

why is Mr Brown taking a holiday in this country? Very handy to return the 200 miles to deepest Surrey. He will take his 'real' holiday in a few weeks time. Conspiracy theory me thinks, maybe .....

Well seeding all those rain clouds so that it floods during Cameron's Rwanda visit is a bit desperate

[Bagpuss]

Since brown came into power COBRA seems to meet every week to discuss the latest crisis...

Airport suicide bombers
Floods
Foot and mouth


Is God trying to tell us something?