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A bride from Mali, anyone?

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    A bride from Mali, anyone?

    There's one born every minute...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/6943616.stm

    Almost as funny as that 49 year old geek earlier in the year...

    #2
    What a plank...
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #3
      tit
      I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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        #4
        What a gimp! - As if......
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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          #5
          Dumb ass he really thought that he would go to a third world country get married to some one who is half his age and get a $80k dowry, PLONKER

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            #6
            Originally posted by Harrysp View Post
            Dumb ass he really thought that he would go to a third world country get married to some one who is half his age and get a $80k dowry, PLONKER
            I did!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
              I did!
              Actually, no I didn't.

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                #8
                I bet his sheep look a damn sight sexier now (at least they won't kidnap him)!!!

                In his defence, he is Australian

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                  One born every minute.
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                    #10
                    I once had a bird offer to give me money to marry her - she was after an EU passport. She wasn't a bad looker and I couldn't get the phrase "everyone has their price" out of my head.

                    I must admit that I would have seriously considered it for Ferrari money, as in enough not just to buy a brand new spanker, but run it for a while too

                    She was talking about five thousand dollars!

                    Ouch! Even it you had a quickie divorce, you'd still be ticking the "married" box and putting her name on official documents for a long time.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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