Breast implants save car-crash Bulgarian

[zathras]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10...arian_airbags/

Bulgarian woman driver escaped relatively unscathed from a head-on pile-up with another vehicle when her 40DD breast implants absorbed most of the impact, Ananova reports.

Elena Marinova, 24, of Sofia, pranged her motor in the northern city of Ruse. Both cars were written off and the other driver seriously injured, local paper Standart reported.

A police expert explained: "[The implants] worked just like airbags - protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage." He did, however, add: "They are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."

[TheFaQQer]

"They are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."

Ow.

[Burdock]

He did, however, add: "They are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."

She should have had them serviced more often

[Ardesco]

Relatively unscathed is having both her breasts exploded

I'd hate to see a serious injury out there...

[VectraMan]

Maybe this one counts as serious?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08...r_mislays_leg/

[daviejones]

Maybe this one counts as serious?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08...r_mislays_leg/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08...ments/#c_46758

Some of the comments are funny though!!!

[DimPrawn]

I like the idea of air-bags that are actually giant fake norks stuck on the dashboard.

[VectraMan]

I like the idea of air-bags that are actually giant fake norks stuck on the dashboard.

Might cause more accidents.

[EternalOptimist]

What if yer head hits the windscreen though ?
Thinking of getting a large t1t implanted on the front of my head