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fzbucks
14th August 2007, 20:09
Whilst you are on the bench, can you not setup a new company that does wedding planning services, use it to plan your wedding (possibly making a loss or breaking even) and have a tax efficient wedding - romantic eh?

You could end up being an unhappy customer of the company and demanding a refund ensuring that you did not intentionally set your prices at a break even point.

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 20:25
:rollin:

what a great idea!!

Except I'd have to then spend some time actually planning the wedding! I'm hoping to actually just pull it all together at the minute :)

VectraMan
14th August 2007, 20:25
Of course you might end up falling in love with the groom for your biggest ever wedding. Then you'll have to admit to us that you're really Jennifer Lopez. I claim my £5.

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 20:27
Of course you might end up falling in love with the groom for your biggest ever wedding. Then you'll have to admit to us that you're really Jennifer Lopez. I claim my £5.

Ahhhhh, one of my favourite chick flicks :D

You're clearly a girl for knowing it, so I'll keep my £5 and call it squits!

VectraMan
14th August 2007, 20:29
Ahhhhh, one of my favourite chick flicks :D

You're clearly a girl for knowing it, so I'll keep my £5 and call it squits!

To be honest I thought you were Julia Roberts, but looked on IMDB.

Julia Roberts would be better.

Diver
14th August 2007, 20:32
Insure yourself to cover weddings, have wedding, complain to self and claim compensation for disastrous wedding, have brilliant honeymoon with compensation from insurance :D

Pay me large sum of money for thinking of this :D:D

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 20:33
To be honest I thought you were Julia Roberts, but looked on IMDB.

Julia Roberts would be better.

Julia Roberts was in My Best Friends Wedding, where she is in love with the groom (the groom being her best mate!)
J-Lo was in The Wedding Planner and fell in love with the groom of the wedding she was planning.

There seems to be a theme in woman-land that men are always up for stealing....bit evil really :o

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 20:34
Insure yourself to cover weddings, have wedding, complain to self and claim compensation for disastrous wedding, have brilliant honeymoon with compensation from insurance :D

Pay me large sum of money for thinking of this :D:D

...spend latter part of honeymon in prison...

Diver
14th August 2007, 20:36
We would all come to visit.
Besides, you need a rest dear :D

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 20:37
you need a rest dear :D

I really do! I'm sick of being off - its far more tiring than working!

Diver
14th August 2007, 20:39
The days drag on and on and on don't they :D

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 20:42
The days drag on and on and on don't they :D

Its not that - my lad is off and he keeps making me do things (DIY, B&Q, house shopping, garden stuff) - its a pain in the arse and I'd rather be at work!

My idea of being off is sitting wracking up my post count all morning, drinking tea and eating toast, maybe go for a swim, out for coffee and read of the paper, some crappy weepy chick flick in the afternoon, then put the tea on! But nooooooo - lets trapse round the shops for 6 hours instead :mad :frown :mad

(Its for the good of our house though, so I dont mind really....maybe) :D

fzbucks
14th August 2007, 20:44
Its not that - my lad is off and he keeps making me do things (DIY, B&Q, house shopping, garden stuff) - its a pain in the arse and I'd rather be at work!

My idea of being off is sitting wracking up my post count all morning, drinking tea and eating toast, maybe go for a swim, out for coffee and read of the paper, some crappy weepy chick flick in the afternoon, then put the tea on! But nooooooo - lets trapse round the shops for 6 hours instead :mad :frown :mad

(Its for the good of our house though, so I dont mind really....maybe) :D

You forgot watching Jeremy Kyle:laugh

Diver
14th August 2007, 20:45
My god, a bird that doesn't like shopping :eek:

and I just noticed your post count :yay: will you still talk to us when you accieve your godlike status shortly? :D

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 20:46
You forgot watching Jeremy Kyle:laugh

I would do that whilst posting in the morning :D

Theres no point being off if you cant watch crappy TV surely!

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 20:47
My god, a bird that doesn't like shopping :eek:

and I just noticed your post count :yay: will you still talk to us when you accieve your godlike status shortly? :D

Probably not :D

I'll probably be too busy fighting with all of the "just look at her post count - she's ruining this site" tits who normally come out from the woodwork each time I pass a milestone :rolleyes:

Diver
14th August 2007, 20:51
Pity that the ability to throw lightning bolts doesn't come with the godlike status eh!
All that would be left of them would be ipods playing YMCA :D

Churchill
14th August 2007, 20:57
Pity that the ability to throw lightning bolts doesn't come with the godlike status eh!
All that would be left of them would be ipods playing YMCA :D

He mentioned the word "fanny"!!!

Looks like a move to LR is imminent!

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 21:01
Pity that the ability to throw lightning bolts doesn't come with the godlike status eh!
All that would be left of them would be ipods playing YMCA :D


No that would be terrible!!! Zeity would have struck us all weeks ago and the human race would be exterminated!!!

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 21:01
He mentioned the word "fanny"!!!

Looks like a move to LR is imminent!

Trust you to pop up when fanny's mentioned :D

Diver
14th August 2007, 21:04
My god that was quick!
That is not a swear word it is a product description in common use throughout the world.

Pity that the ability to throw lightning bolts doesn't come with the godlike status eh!
All that would be left of them would be ipods playing YMCA

Trust that this post is acceptable :mad:
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Gonzo
14th August 2007, 21:04
He mentioned the word "fanny"!!!

Looks like a move to LR is imminent!No. I think a banning is in order. Using the american slang for @rse has no place on Contractor UK:D

Diver
14th August 2007, 21:05
My god this site has gone downhill :D

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 21:06
My god this site has gone downhill :D

:rollin:

scotspine
14th August 2007, 21:07
My god this site has gone downhill :D


at least it is still up and running.

Diver
14th August 2007, 21:08
No. I think a banning is in order. Using the american slang for @rse has no place on Contractor UK:D

You big nose are a stirrer :D

Yes SP this is a personal attack on the muppet :rollin:

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 21:08
at least it is still up and running.


:yay: :yay: :yay:

And long may it last!

Diver
14th August 2007, 21:09
at least it is still up and running.

You did that deliberately SP.
You do have a sense of humour :rollin::rollin::rollin:

And the best site on the net too :yay:

Churchill
14th August 2007, 21:11
Trust you to pop up when fanny's mentioned :D

I have a very sensitive nose. :wink

Diver
14th August 2007, 21:13
Ohh Yes :D

Gonzo
14th August 2007, 21:14
You big nose are a stirrer :DGuilty:D

fzbucks
14th August 2007, 21:16
My god this site has gone downhill :D

There's always FLUK

SallyAnne
14th August 2007, 21:22
I have a very sensitive nose. :wink

Funily enough I have a story about that :o

But as SP is around with his naughty stick I'd best save it for another time :D

Churchill
14th August 2007, 21:24
Funily enough I have a story about that :o

But as SP is around with his naughty stick I'd best save it for another time :D

You big tease!:D

Diver
14th August 2007, 21:27
There's always FLUK

You have been very naughty on that site. behave or MickeyFinn will ban you :D

I think Nicky G is Mickey fin anyway :wink

fzbucks
14th August 2007, 21:31
You have been very naughty on that site. behave or MickeyFinn will ban you :D

I think Nicky G is Mickey fin anyway :wink

How have I been very naughty on that site? I didn't think so - you must have hacked my account when you got past my server:tongue

Diver
14th August 2007, 21:38
Your account Hmm!
Six quid plus change an hour?
Phone jockey?

:rollin:

fzbucks
15th August 2007, 04:55
The politically correct term is phone monkey!

Not that I am one - I'm a support monkey (a sh1t hot one at that)

And as is always posted on this forum

I wouldn't get out of bed for £6.00 an hour - seriously!