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zamzummim
16th August 2007, 13:21
Post your Beauty Secrets :wink

SandyDown
16th August 2007, 13:27
I started using mud instead of foundation

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/58305/2/istockphoto_58305_mud.jpg

cailin maith
16th August 2007, 13:38
I never, ever wash my face..... soap and water :eek

richard-af
16th August 2007, 13:41
£200 grand's worth of surgery - Shazza Osborne.

SandyDown
16th August 2007, 13:42
I never, ever wash my face..... soap and water :eek

hmmm good tip , I heard that using vinegar is the best toner, some girls say it gets rid of the worst acne in a matter of day or two.

SallyAnne
16th August 2007, 13:45
hmmm good tip , I heard that using vinegar is the best toner.

Mmmm yeah, and the best perfume :)

cailin maith
16th August 2007, 13:46
using vinegar is the best toner

I'd imagine it's pretty drying - hang on....... why am I exchanging beauty tips with a load of boyos? :laugh

SandyDown
16th August 2007, 13:47
hmmm good tip , I heard that using vinegar is the best toner, some girls say it gets rid of the worst acne in a matter of day or two.

heh just wonder if some of blokes here is willing to try the vinegar wash on their face, straight after a shave :laugh

SandyDown
16th August 2007, 13:49
I'd imagine it's pretty drying - hang on....... why am I exchanging beauty tips with a load of boyos? :laugh

That's the whole point, people with acne have greasy skin, vinegar should dry it out. If you don't have acne vinegar makes your face glow (allegedly)

cailin maith
16th August 2007, 13:50
Sandy - are you a boy or a girl?

richard-af
16th August 2007, 13:50
Mushy peas and gravy.

SandyDown
16th August 2007, 13:52
peas makes blokes fart ...

girls never fart of course :D

Ardesco
16th August 2007, 13:52
heh just wonder if some of blokes here is willing to try the vinegar wash on their face, straight after a shave :laugh

I'll try that for a laugh later.

If you hear loud screaming tonight you may well live near me :P

Ardesco
16th August 2007, 13:52
peas makes blokes fart ...

girls never fart of course :D

Rubbish, you just haven't found a bloke that can push all the air out!!!

SandyDown
16th August 2007, 13:58
Another great beauty regimen:

Brazilian bikini wax
With a Brazilian, expect to be waxed to the max if you visit a salon for a Brazilian treatment. A paper thong might be provided, but most likely, you?ll be in the buff. First the hair is snipped with scissors so the wax can reach the follicles. Then, using a wooden stick, a technician places warm wax on the area a little bit at a time. As with a regular bikini wax, cloth strips are placed over the hot wax and, after it hardens, pulled away from the skin.

I think blokes should try this too - men bushes are not that attractive

cailin maith
16th August 2007, 14:03
Another great beauty regimen:

Brazilian bikini wax
With a Brazilian, expect to be waxed to the max if you visit a salon for a Brazilian treatment. A paper thong might be provided, but most likely, you?ll be in the buff. First the hair is snipped with scissors so the wax can reach the follicles. Then, using a wooden stick, a technician places warm wax on the area a little bit at a time. As with a regular bikini wax, cloth strips are placed over the hot wax and, after it hardens, pulled away from the skin.

I think blokes should try this too - men bushes are not that attractive

I prefer to tend my own garden......:freaky:

Ardesco
16th August 2007, 14:03
Another great beauty regimen:

Brazilian bikini wax
With a Brazilian, expect to be waxed to the max if you visit a salon for a Brazilian treatment. A paper thong might be provided, but most likely, you?ll be in the buff. First the hair is snipped with scissors so the wax can reach the follicles. Then, using a wooden stick, a technician places warm wax on the area a little bit at a time. As with a regular bikini wax, cloth strips are placed over the hot wax and, after it hardens, pulled away from the skin.

I think blokes should try this too - men bushes are not that attractive

I hear some blokes do this to try and make themselves appear bigger....

Ardesco
16th August 2007, 14:06
Appears to be almost a necessity in certain, ah, industries...:glasses

Agents ???

Do it help if you look like a bigger cock than the other pimps around you ?

SandyDown
16th August 2007, 14:12
Agents ???

Do it help if you look like a bigger cock than the other pimps around you ?

:laugh :laugh

Seriously..

Looking for the 'skinny' on super model beauty secrets? Ever wondered how Naomi Campbell or Claudia Schiffer manages to look so ravishing year after year? Or how Heidi Klum and Iman are so well turned out at all times? Simple.... Stop eating

richard-af
16th August 2007, 14:13
Another great beauty regimen:

Brazilian bikini wax
With a Brazilian, expect to be waxed to the max if you visit a salon for a Brazilian treatment. A paper thong might be provided, but most likely, you?ll be in the buff. First the hair is snipped with scissors so the wax can reach the follicles. Then, using a wooden stick, a technician places warm wax on the area a little bit at a time. As with a regular bikini wax, cloth strips are placed over the hot wax and, after it hardens, pulled away from the skin.

I think blokes should try this too - men bushes are not that attractive

Back, sack & crack. Now THERE'S depilation for you.

TheFaQQer
16th August 2007, 14:17
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Do lizards need to wax?

TheFaQQer
16th August 2007, 14:18
I think blokes should try this too - men bushes are not that attractive

Nothing wrong with a nice pant moustache. If you apply enough wax, you can make mine look like Salvador Dali.

zamzummim
16th August 2007, 14:20
Cure For PMS

PMS is a dreaded word for most of the women. Some men can't even imagine how serious it can become :laugh . In some cases it creates a rift in the Relationship :eek.

Symptoms of PMS -Discomforts such as Irritability, Anger, Headache, Fatigue, Bloating, Breast Soreness, Food Cravings and Depression.

How we can control the situation-
1. Evening Primrose Oil Supplements: It’s the best cure for PMS.
2. Eat lots of Bananas and Melons.
3. Apple Cider Vinegar also helps. (seems it helps in every thing under the sun)
4. Fenugreek is equally helpful. (huh??)
5. Flax Seed Oil Supplements.
6. Take Calcium, Vitamin E And Magnesium Supplements

Hope it helps all the sufferers.

richard-af
16th August 2007, 14:22
Cure For PMS

PMS is a dreaded word for most of the women. Some men can't even imagine how serious it can become :laugh . In some cases it creates a rift in the Relationship :eek.

Symptoms of PMS -Discomforts such as Irritability, Anger, Headache, Fatigue, Bloating, Breast Soreness, Food Cravings and Depression.

How we can control the situation-
1. Evening Primrose Oil Supplements: It’s the best cure for PMS.
2. Eat lots of Bananas and Melons.
3. Apple Cider Vinegar also helps. (seems it helps in every thing under the sun)
4. Fenugreek is equally helpful. (huh??)
5. Flax Seed Oil Supplements.
6. Take Calcium, Vitamin E And Magnesium Supplements

Hope it helps all the sufferers.

Chocolate and cuddles is the usual cure.

cailin maith
16th August 2007, 14:25
Chocolate and cuddles is the usual cure.

Couldn't think of a better remedy!

SandyDown
16th August 2007, 17:11
Anyone knows what's the best way to keep my armpits smelling fresh?

Diver
16th August 2007, 17:20
Wash :D

SandyDown
16th August 2007, 17:28
frequent washing is bad for our skin, it strips it from natural odors ..btw did you know Brad Pit and Johnny Depp go with real body aroma, never use any deodorants etc

Diver
16th August 2007, 17:33
And exactly how long do their relationships last on average? :D

SallyAnne
16th August 2007, 18:27
did you know Brad Pit and Johnny Depp go with real body aroma, never use any deodorants etc

My lad does too!! Its wierd - he doesn't really have a smell round that area at all.

TheFaQQer
16th August 2007, 18:42
Anyone knows what's the best way to keep my armpits smelling fresh?

Botox works apparently.

Diver
16th August 2007, 19:37
My lad does too!! Its wierd - he doesn't really have a smell round that area at all.

Information overload >>>>>>>>>>>Reboot

Lola
16th August 2007, 20:16
I find wearing a pearl necklace makes my face look fresh. :happy

Betty
16th August 2007, 20:27
I find wearing a pearl necklace makes my face look fresh. :happy

Yuck!

TheFaQQer
16th August 2007, 20:45
I find wearing a pearl necklace makes my face look fresh. :happy

Bio bling

Diver
16th August 2007, 21:56
I find wearing a pearl necklace makes my face look fresh. :happy

Shameless hussies :D

Troll
17th August 2007, 07:01
I find wearing a pearl necklace makes my face look fresh. :happy... we did the PN thing last month... think someone was banned (or nearly banned) for making the comment

daviejones
17th August 2007, 07:11
... we did the PN thing last month... think someone was banned (or nearly banned) for making the comment

HAHA, I know who that was.....

richard-af
17th August 2007, 08:08
Anyone knows what's the best way to keep my armpits smelling fresh?

Don't sweat so much.

TheFaQQer
17th August 2007, 08:18
... we did the PN thing last month... think someone was banned (or nearly banned) for making the comment


HAHA, I know who that was.....

I don't remember that - but was it Duder?