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    Why its important to let glue dry..

    Warning: this article contains the following words which some readers
    may find offensive: dwarf, penis, superglue, hoover, hospital



    http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/edinburgh.cfm?id=1321342007

    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    Good echo in 'ere, wat!
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #3
      What another dwarf sticks his knob to the hoover????? Fool.....
      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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        #4
        Originally posted by daviejones View Post
        What another dwarf sticks his knob to the hoover????? Fool.....
        must be something to do with dwarf's - two in one week, how odd....
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          #5
          You didn't mention the word 'Fringe' in your list of words!!!.. so i read the article.. i am on the verge of offended..ness

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            #6
            I don't 100% understand that story

            It says he didn't wait long enough for the glue to set, but simultaneously implies he left it too long and got stuck.

            Or does he usually pull the hoover with a non-glue method that didn't work on the night; superglue being a last-minute substitution?

            Can somebody with more dwarf-knob-adhesive experience clarify?

            tl

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              #7
              Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
              I don't 100% understand that story

              It says he didn't wait long enough for the glue to set, but simultaneously implies he left it too long and got stuck.

              Or does he usually pull the hoover with a non-glue method that didn't work on the night; superglue being a last-minute substitution?

              Can somebody with more dwarf-knob-adhesive experience clarify?

              tl
              Sorry, CD was banned.

              LOL
              "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                #8
                Never leave a dwarf alone with a Hoover. I think this is pretty std knowledge.

                What the hell do they teach in schools these days anyway?

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                  #9
                  OK, having gone back and read it slowly I understand. It could have happened to anybody really.

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                    #10
                    It was the ad for dust tamer Hepa vacuum cleaners at the bottom of the page that cracked me up.
                    How insensitive is that

                    The Dwarf should have used a Hepa filtered vacuum. maybe it would have prevented HepaTightus
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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