Things I have learned today

[Bagpuss]

Richard AF is scared of children

SASguru and Richard have strange kaka fetishes involving the wearing of soiled womens underwear and gimp suits.

You couldn't make this stuff up!

[King Cnvt]

You guys!

[sasguru]

Oh here we go again. The skinny, weaselly geek with the boring job who lives in some carrot-munching, rural area, fantasises about being 'ard, has no girlfriend and has yet to lose his virginity is looking for some attention.

Poor diddums.

[Bagpuss]

Dear Diary, Oh here we go again. The skinny, weaselly geek with the boring job who lives in some carrot-munching, rural area, fantasises about being 'ard, has no girlfriend and has yet to lose his virginity is looking for some attention.

Poor diddums.

Oh well never mind eh?

[sasguru]

Oh well never mind eh?

At least you're philosophical about your lot. Life is a lottery, it's not your fault that you're genetically unlucky.

[richard-af]

Richard AF is scared of children

SASguru and Richard have strange kaka fetishes involving the wearing of soiled womens underwear and gimp suits.

You couldn't make this stuff up!

Richard AF is terrified of children, but only those who carry loaded firearms. And then use them... you dog's dick.

[sasguru]

Richard AF is terrified of children, but only those who carry loaded firearms. And then use them... you dog's dick.

Now, now! That's the best thing he's been called all year. Careful, compliments like that may go to his head.

[Bagpuss]

Mr DeSilva, I am none of the things you describe, yet this seems to be something you know so well, it's at the forefront of your mind, projection isn't it? It's your life you present, you feel small and insignificant. It doesn't matter what you do you feel inadequate, you've never had respect! It's not nice for one of life's losers like yourself, I almost feel pity.

[sasguru]

Mr DeSilva, I am none of the things you describe, yet this seems to be something you know so well, it's at the forefront of your mind, projection isn't it? It's your life you present, you feel small and insignificant. It doesn't matter what you do you feel inadequate, you've never had respect! It's not nice for one of life's losers like yourself, I almost feel pity.

Oooh 'ark at her! And poor Mr Dasilva, whoever he is.

[Bagpuss]

Oooh 'ark at her! And poor Mr Dasilva, whoever he is.

It's you, you are known