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    Favourite Phrases

    Just to see what phrases we do enjoy hearing rather than the opposite!

    A colleague next to me uses (yells) the phrase in a very Sergeant Majoresk voice;

    “About as much use, as tits on Fish!”
    "Wait, I still function!"

    #2
    Mad as a box of frogs.

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      #3
      The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #4
        If you can't sh*t, get off the pot!!!
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #5
          You can't polish a turd.

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            #6
            About as much use as a chocolate teaspoon.

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              #7
              to "crimp off"
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                "Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' And to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, PUNK?"

                Goes down well in project meetings
                Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                  #9
                  Mad as a balloon.

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                    #10
                    Oxygen thief

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